Kayleigh Silverstein

a slut for food network — U Utah’23 🌈🌛🌱— they — @chronykayleigh for all things Chrony related!

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

starting to think my thrifted doc marten loafers that are haunted by the ghosts of eight they/thems past are not up for the job of knee support

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

coffee shop i’m at just announced my oat milk pumpkin patch signature latte absolutely obliterating my mysterious aura.

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

owned a t-shirt with this graphic in my youth and now i’m gay.

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

love library road signs because they’re so right — like that is me reading.

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

doing my civic duty (educating people about fat bear week)

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

if you order an arnold palmer and i’m working just remain alert and keep a watchful eye — i will not be calling it out

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

nothing quite as humbling as asking a little kid how old they think you are. just got dished a solid 38.

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

at work i am simply thetis (a barista) dipping achilles (a blender) into the river styx (the sanitizing sink)

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

one thing about new jersey is there will be a dunkin’ donuts

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

fighting the urge to say “they did this on glee” every five seconds in my sociology of rock & roll class

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

the silent treatment from duolingo is almost more painful than the constant pestering

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

they always ask for my birthday at physical therapy do you think i get a free visit on april 24

[chronykayleigh @chronykayleigh]

the best part of waking up is @TheChrony in the stands <3 check it out to read some incredible features and see some beautiful photo stories and designs.

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

listening to playlists i make for people to hear it how they would, the same way i would open the door to my newly cleaned room to see it how my mom would <3

[Caleb Somtochukwu Okereke @CalebOkereke]

That’s meee! 🥹😀❤️

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

me anytime there’s a song named after a woman: 🕺🏼🥰🤸‍♀️

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

This just in‼️The latest, coolest fall accessory for any look is the @TheChrony’s November print issue🍂 Grab one on campus today to impress your friends with your newfound fashion sense (and then read it) 🤓

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

no, Slack, i don’t want to update you every eight minutes, you attention seeking whore

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

@KayliTorres ok reclaiming it immediately.

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

why did my “bit” in middle school consist of me putting two grapes under my top lip and pretending to be a squirrel… like i was known for it

[Kayleigh Silverstein @KaleSilverstein]

@Natalie__Colby ok true