Kaley Donaldson

MPA, nonprofit marketer, cat & dog mom, hobby collector. #BillsMaffia

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

I am 100% in love with my friends and I couldn’t have asked for a better group of strong women to surround myself with. I’m so lucky they’re always there to help me fix my crown when it slips 👑

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

My new mantra. Because if he can believe his own crazy enough to run for president I can deliver this presentation 🤣

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Why would I have imposter syndrome when Donald Trump fully believes in himself, all the time

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

Did I have Obama makes a dick joke at the DNC on my bingo card? No I did not, but for the first time in awhile I'm enjoying this timeline.

I absolutely CANNOT with this man 🤣🤣🤣 I miss him so much.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I cannot believe this moment happened…

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

No Tony Romo they don’t have the “it” factor they have refs rigging games for them 🤷‍♀️

The NFL clearly wants the Eagles to win a super bowl which is fine but like let’s call it what it is.

[Buffalo Sports Talk @BUFSportsTalk]

The refs when the Eagles commit a penalty…

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

It’s almost as if drag performers were never the problem and the Christian right was just projecting

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Yet another one. JFC. And again- not a drag queen

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

😂

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps 🤷‍♀️

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

The audacity of a generation that can’t rotate a pdf thinking they can legislate on apps & the internet will never cease to both astound and amuse me.

#TikTok

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

Send thoughts and prayers to all of my animals, their dinner is almost an hour late (because of daylight savings time) and they’re all starving to DEATH.

I’m a little afraid they’re going to organize a rebellion pretty soon.

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

After this you can’t tell me that God isn’t a woman and that she doesn’t have an impeccable sense of timing & a great sense of humor sending him to the hospital on #InternationalWomansDay 😂😂😂

https://t.co/EnPCiwCuFb

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

No one tells you when you have animals how much of your time will be talking to your partner about the recent bathroom habits of said animals

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

Y’all ever put a reminder on your calendar and then not know what it means when it pops up. Apparently right now I’m supposed to “PRINT ACCOUNTING STUFF” and I don’t know what it means 😭

It was obviously important since I put it in all caps 😂 #sendhelp

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

@FarleymcMary Thanks, don’t get me wrong I’m happy to get rid of the 30lbs 😂 but it just boggles my mind when she didn’t find it concerning.

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

Can we talk for a second about attempting to get a diagnosis for a problem while fat? A 🧵

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

@evandawson We’re not were. I want an edit tweet button so bad 😂

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

@evandawson Is she being hyperbolic? Sure. But these should all be issues of concern. We are not in a great place as a species. I have real hope for the future. But not so much hope that I would procreate and thrust them into the future were trending toward & I'm not alone in that thinking

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

Also never be afraid to find a new doctor or ask to see a different PA (if possible) until you find someone who really listens to you.

[Kaley Donaldson @kaley_may]

Fat people, know your family history, know what could potentially be wrong (you know aside from being fat), and advocate for yourself. If you can't advocate for yourself see if someone in your life can come with you to help advocate for you.