KaleyRene

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We’ve reached the stage where Ella wants to just sit and brush our hair, and I am here for it.

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My own child is over here giving me baby fever by being the happiest, goofiest, snuggliest little baby this past week.

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@redspideroowee, @ShepherdJeffery says to tell you that Grace said that he said happy birthday.

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Chris and I: “we should probably rein in our excess spending a bit”. Also Chris and I: “a $9 purple adidas track suit for Ella? Absolutely”.

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I went to Target and the only things I bought were on clearance and for my children. Motherhood is sad sometimes.

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On the 15 min drive home from my brother’s earlier, Ella counted to 20 and sang the ABCs, baby shark, wheels on the bus, and row row row your boat on repeat.

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My summer wardrobe is about to be brand spanking new.

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Toddler was ready to leave for daycare before her father. ✅
Breakfast by myself. ✅
Coffee by myself. ✅
First post baby workout. ✅

All before the baby woke up. Tuesday coming in hot so far.

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@AnnieDrinks @KelseyIsGinger We’ve been doing the same here too. . . I thinkkk I’m finally making a turn and, if so, Chris’s version will have started before me and end after me 😂😂

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@kateberardo Lolol it’s usually not too bad, but she’s home from daycare this whole week - so it’s a lot 😳😳

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As someone whose love language is NOT physical touch, my toddler’s need to constantly be touching me is one of the hardest parts of parenting.

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Is there a full moon or something that I don’t know about because neither of my children napped today - and I’m about to drink an entire bottle of wine if bedtime finally ends.

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When the baby is still sleeping so I was able to have some morning time with just Ella AND eat breakfast/have my coffee by myself.

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Who turned up the listening speed and volume on my toddler?

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@AnnieDrinks But really though. . . Ella was sent home sick Wednesday morning, which meant she had to be out Thursday and then my mom kept her out Friday because baby - butttt we paid for the week, no worries. 👌🏻👌🏻

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@KelseyIsGinger SAME with this baby! Ella was a gentle little mover. This girl is so violent!

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As of today, I’ve spent 15 years of my life with @redspideroowee. There’s like a medal or prize or something for this, right?

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Between two days of moving and the baby that I’m pretty sure has just lodged herself in my hips, this will be me getting out of bed tomorrow:

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PSA: 1. If possible, do not buy and sell your houses on the same day. 2. Do neither of the above while pregnant.

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@UpCallsAllDay Today she did. . . I do not imagine it will be a long term development. 😂😂

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The most refreshing thing in parenting a toddler is when she eats everything off her plate and then some. Also, I am aware of how low my standards are these days. It’s fine.