Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨

23&alive🥰 Puppy Mom 🐕 Probably high as shit🍁JAM💗10/20/17👫11/23/17💍$kaleykae🤑

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

“Kaley how was your trip?”
Really fun. Got to see some family and travel a bit with John💗

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

@steveo thank yo I for making your bucket list your shirts the softest ever🤍

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

Today isn’t the fucking day. I’m not a paid dog walker, I’m not a fucking doggy babysitter. Yet everyone expects me to do shit for them. I’m fucking over it

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

Thanks @lizzo for spending 166 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to About Damn Time. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/yu6LAQT9Un

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

Imma make a promise now that if I’m ever in someone else’s wedding I won’t be a pain in the ass. I won’t wait until 2 weeks before to buy my dress. I won’t ask the bride “are you set on this cause I found it cheaper somewhere else but it looks 100% different

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

I can’t do this

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

My bestfriend is partial to blame, my fiancé is gonna hate me cause I’m such a goddamn fuck up, neither or my parents are answering their phones, I’m ashamed to ask anyone for help and I can’t breathe

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

I need someone to talk all this out with. Sitting home alone talking to myself is making this worse

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

I am so stressed that I want to throw up

[Beau Brooks @BrooksBeau]

Good morning from down under! My DMs are open for the next hour ❤️ retweet and I’ll follow back

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

Nothing like finding out your ENTIRE bridal party isn’t coming to your shower🙂

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

@MrBeast

[Kangaroo Jake @KangarooJackoff]

Is this a "ruh roh" or "reeheehee" moment

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

Pretty fucked up that you couldn’t possibly drive yesterday to attend my wedding planning but you can magically drive today??? Make it make sense

[𖦹 @joliesarchivex]

new rule if ur pro life u have to adopt at least 5 children

[mildhippie ᖭི༏ᖫྀ𓍊𓋼 @mildhippie]

🌚 AUCTION 🌚

starting bid: $65
must go up by increments of $1 or more
TAG who ur outbidding

ONLY BID IF UR ABLE TO PURCHASE NOW. Highest bid has to send payment w/in 1 hr after auction

L Tarot tee by @stonewasheddyes & moon shroom pendant by me 🤍

ENDS @ 5PM EST

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

@TheRock just drank a bottle of your tequila with friends and it’s 🔥🔥🔥

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

I’m just upset cause like you knew you were gonna bail the moment you took your sister with you. She’s your excuse to always go back home

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

The universe can’t just give me one fucking break?

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

@AnthonyCottom @Chime Call customer service! They fixed it for me really quickly

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

@Chime can’t transfer my money😖

[Kaley Kae Taylor-Marxmiller✨ @kaleykae]

@AstrologyOlives @Chime Call customer service! They fixed it right away