kaley

FSU alum

[kaley @kaleyrams]

I miss you everyday buddy 💙

[kaley @kaleyrams]

@UberEats your whole company is a scam and you are endorsing employees who are out here committing fraud in broad daylight.

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

me waiting for the spotify wrapped shit to move on its own

[frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora]

went to pull out my ID at the bar and they said I didn’t need to

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

i’m just a girl

[☆ @KlLLSLOVE]

the kids are asking who miss candice swanepoel is

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Fact. ✔️

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal.

If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist.

If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian.

If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

If you are happy someone was publicly executed because they don’t share your beliefs congrats you’re the Taliban

[𖧧 @reidahad]

please be nice to me i’m in my twenties do you know what that does to a person

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

How I feel when I double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

Hearing a man say “I was going to” is such a turn off because 1. you didn’t. And 2. you’re lying

[l̴̦̟̂̈́̔̕i̴̡̠͓̫͍̦̖͇̮͋̈́̏̈́́ͅz̷̛̙̣̪̉͊̀̍͛͘͜ͅ @platapusi]

why are so many men okay with being such losers what happened

[kaley @kaleyrams]

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[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess