kaley garloch

11/18/69-3/8/15. wvu alum

[mel moffs @iLISSedmypants]

how it feels to be a mom without a “village”

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

to comfort both simultaneously

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

There’s not a more helpless feeling than silently sobbing while holding your teething toddler who’s woken up for the multiple time in the middle of the night for multiple days in a row because your so tired and you feel guilty for being angry while they peacefully sleep in your

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

arms and you begin to resent your significant other because although they work all day, they in turn get to sleep all night. And your now scared to death to have your second baby and fear that both will be awake at the same time in the middle of the night and you won’t be able

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

Everyday when playing with Stetson, making him laugh, and holding him and him just being genuinely happy… it makes me sad he’ll never remember any of it.. like he’ll never grow up and have these memories of all the things we do everyday 🥲

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

Having farm animals is all fun and games until your 8 months pregnant and you wonder if today is the day you’ll send yourself into labor taking care of said animals

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

Being a mom is missing your kid during nap time and bed time but also counting down the hours till nap time and bedtime 🤪 (love u Stetson🤍)

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

Stetson is only 1 but I can already tell he is ALL boy. Loves to rough house, loves dirt and rocks and all boy things. And it’s all fun and games now while he’s small and cute but by the time he’s like 3 he’ll be able to beat me up and I’m not ready for that

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

Driving in the car, sipping on Starbucks and babbling back and forth with my almost 1 year old.. this is life 🤪

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

@iLISSedmypants Yes same. I’m honestly surprised daycares in gyms aren’t way more common? Like people expect moms to “snap back” or workout but for the moms who don’t have the “village”/baby sitters everyday, when/how are we supposed to go?

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

Being rocked or having a bottle, just me laying him down and walking out of the room and sleeps for ~2 hours. Am I just lucky orrr what’s happening? I feel like this means my next baby is gonna be a rude awakening 😂

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

Stetson has always been an amazing baby.. and here lately we’re going through big changes, slowly getting rid of bottles and formula preparing to turn 1, transitioning into 1 nap instead of 2.. this kid sleeps from 8pm-8am without waking up at all and goes down for a nap without

[Jenna Compono @JennaCompono]

I bought 4 regular containers of formula.. $200. Insane.

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

If you don’t believe pregnancy brain is a real thing, I’m here to tell you it is. I just found out in the shower today that I’ve been washing my hair with conditioner for the last 2 weeks and WONDERING why my hair looked greasy the next morning 🙃🙃 I hate it here

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

I always see tiktoks of people doing “my daily routine with my 11 month old” or a kid around similar age to mine... and they are always like wake up 5:30am.... we wake up at 8:30/9am.. is that weird? Like everyone else is really out there waking up at 5??? I could never

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

i have to stop telling myself, "i'll remember to respond to that text later" because no the fuck i won't

[ASHLEY SIREN @_mermaidbarbie]

The hardest part about being a parent is seeing people who should be in your kids life not care enough to even try and be present

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

it is so hard to let go of anger from things you will never get an apology for

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

@Sidneywalker99 Same 🙃

[kaley garloch @kaleyyjo]

@Sidneywalker99

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Anyone thirsty?