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“if I call you again bring bail money...or an egg McMuffin” -my mother

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@Mythical Cattywampus. Grubby. I mostly use grubby to refer to my children’s sticky hands 🤣

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Nobody could have prepared me for the Mom Diet. Simply thriving off whatever the children leave on their plates and never having a meal of your own 🤣😅

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I just heard the clicking of the heating pad and looked over to see my small child perched on top of it like a chicken on an egg. She’s the most special.

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Did I just get on snap and realize my kid posted his and his sisters pumpkins on my story? Yep. 🤦🏻‍♀️🎃

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@sporked Peanut butter, honey, cinnamon on whatever bread or tortillas are laying around

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Number of times work has made me cry already today: 2
Number of times work has made me cry this week: Unlimited.

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Last night I asked my boyfriend if I could get a Silkie chicken. He immediately said yes, no questions asked. This is all I’ve wanted in life 🥰

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#NewProfilePic

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Coparenting. Healthy for our tiny humans. 🥹🤍

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@losfamgeles First aid kit (the ones with medicine and all other necessities), A CAN OPENER, blankets from home that smell like home!

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@Mythical Brown sugar sweet potato.

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@daydreamhoneyy It’s really fun to do in airports 🤣🤣🤣

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Anytime my boyfriend comes in the house or I walk down to the barn, he yells “AYE BAYBAY” and all I can think of is the 2007 hit single by Hurricane Chris

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“I love you endlessly” is something I will never get tired of hearing from my boyfriend 🥹

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Kaily and I cheers-ing energy drinks from across our cubicles really embodies us as social workers

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I told my boyfriend when we first started dating that I wish I could have a big garden. Somewhere between farming and working full time he found the time to make me a huge garden in the yard 🥹🥹🥹

[Jeanette Hooper @rjkahooper]

I find it amazing how the same people who said “my body my choice” about the mask mandates are the same ones telling women it’s not their choice about their bodies.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

If an extremist Supreme Court overturns Roe, wealthy women will still get safe abortions — by traveling to another state or country. But women of color, those with lower-incomes, and victims of abuse will suffer the most.

Congress must eliminate the filibuster and protect Roe.

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I am addicted to Kroger sushi.

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I got carded the other day buying seltzers and the cashier said “ope you’re plenty old enough” and that’ll stick with me for the rest of time. 🥲