IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!
the worst part about regaining weight u lost is that everyone notices it too. like okay my failure is televised onto my physical appearance thats rly fun
peak diet: don’t count calories. be nonchalant. eat 1 or 2 meals a day. have a banana if you want to. don’t count oat milk calories (they are not real). chug tea and water because it’s good and it feels good and tastes good. be kind and productive and weigh yourself 1x/week tops