Kali'i Sanj

Varsity football, rowing, basketball, and track, get at me bro

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

You know you live in Hawaii when you see the homeless smoke crack right outside the police station
This is what white people call paradise

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

This old woman, like 70+ years old came up to me and said that I was the tallest person that she's ever met.
Well that was pretty cool

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

God dang. I'm gonna have to go to Japan for a few weeks to visit family... :(
That's gonna suck

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

This girl said that I'm not going anywhere in my life.
Excuse me, you seem to have forgot that I have scholarships to go to Yale.

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

Saw a neo nazi today.
All the sudden, I am ashamed to live in this country.

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

Am I the only one who was on the brink of cracking up when Mr. Adams showed us that video of Giraffes banging?

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

I think we can all agree that Mr. Ikemo is the worst teacher ever.
I haven't learned a single thing in that class

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

Went boar hunting last night with the boys. We found a little baby piglet, it's so cute.
Anyone want it?

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

Why does Hawaii even have a "football season"? We can probably do it year-round.

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

@kai_kai_76 Woke up this morning with a fake tattoo of a smiley face on my nipple. #Dafuq

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

@Johnoven_Amosa If you and that elevator got into a fight, my monies on the elevator.

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

It's a bit ironic that even though we're all atheists on here, we all still say stuff like "thank god" and shit like that.

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

@saber_tyler God must really hate you.

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

You can all call me gay or whatever, but there's nothing better than a nice, warm shower. #FuckYeah #ComeAtMe

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

School/homework: 40% of my day. Working out/practicing: 40% of my day. Sleeping: the other 20%.

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

@TerkManji Yeah. I would kill to get the chance to live in the medieval times or even the space age could be cool.

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

Some days I look back and wonder: "Why the fuck did I join rowing?". I am so tired right now. All I want to do is sleep.

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

Chicks with confidence.... Hrnnnnggghhhh.

[Kali'i Sanj @KaliiSanj]

@saberofaugust I wanted to shoot myself when I got the text saying that

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

I think we can all agree that spicy chips are the shit.