The Fabled Augustus

People always ask if I miss the U.K... The answer is no. U.K. sucks dick compared to partying it up with my bros Keoni, Ezra, and Chris. swag.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

Tried out for swimming today just for the lols, they made me shave my legs.
Fuck. My. Life.
This is so awkward.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

You know, I don';t mind people that smoke weed, but I hate those annoying ass stoners that act like weed is a gift from the gods.
STFU.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

I have decided to shave my mustache after 2 years.... I can hardly even recognize myself.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

@kai_kai_76 that was one of the funniest things that happened all year.
Mr. Young gave us the weirdest look ever

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

The flyest mothafucka in the room, yeah you know it's me. @MaliaJeanie

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU LOVE TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. @MaliaJeanie

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

My teacher asked me if I missed my family, I responded "What family?"

[d-tre @dantrejou]

Get into Varsity Rowing: all the sudden, chicks all over my dick.
Step off ho's. Desperation isn't sexy.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

God damn. I can't wait to get this speech over with. I'm pretty excited to be honest.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

I'm a sucker for girls with dat confidence.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

Overheard this 11 year old kid talking about smoking weed. Excuse me, but are you even out of elementary school? Screw this next generation.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

Deja vu is cool and all, but I swear, it happens way too often. Makes me feel like I'm in a horror movie.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

@kai_kai_76 Everything that man says is pure genius.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

I accidentally cussed in front of a cop, I got all scared and then I realized that I wasn't in school and that nobody cares.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

No America. You didn't save anyone from the Nazi's. Stop saying that.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

Learning about WW2 in history in an American class. I feel sorry for all of us Europeans that have to put up with this ignorance.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

@KekoaLea @JohnovenAmosa Well boys, we have some competition here. I think all of us want to be #1.

[Johnoven @JohnovenAmosa]

It's a dog eat dog world out there. Best comes out on top, and I intend on being #1.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

@AmosaStrong I always get that feeling, but I never get around to actually doing it.

[The Fabled Augustus @saberofaugust]

Actually thought about shaving today. Then I realized that I wouldn't look like a badass.