Andrew Khairallah

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

I hear of regulars being annoyed of resolutioners taking up space in the gym. Very simple solution: I won't start going until March

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

Two types of people in the world are the ones that either park at the exit or entrance of a store. Would you like convenience now or later?

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

Went to the Chevy dealership earlier to look at new malibus. Was greated with a "we got a few more in the back" by a Marvin McNutt

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

Before use, one should shake the bottle of shampoo as stated on the label #shakeyourpoo

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

I thoroughly enjoy the half second pause of downfall whilst passing under a bridge on the interstate

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

Next time you see a Subaru Forester, look inside. If I'm not driving.. It'll be a mom, fooook

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

There is only a certain amount of care one can provide per situation. Some require more than others, for me it's conditional. Givenungetnun

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

If it's too good to be true then it's probably illegal

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

@loganjsantel @livrochhh please tell me that's your waitress from IHOP??

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

@aaachallie @jakebailey24 sometimes I bring my headphones to the shower

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

"Over my dad body." #TFM

[Soundset Festival @soundset]

Today seems like a good day to give away (2) **VIP** tickets to #Soundset! RT this for your chance to win. Winner will be picked TOMORROW!

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

Why do people like to fuck with me? I guess I'm just fuckable

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

If you are making an appearance in IC today come to Zio Johno's where I will serve you shitty fuud

[Jace Koenig @snapsbyJ]

Some people will be forever stuck in high school

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

Last night was unreal getting to know @SkizzyMars after the concert, a genuine dude with great vibes. Mad respect bruh

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

The drunk cigarette. #TFM

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

Skizzy season approaching

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

Tbh I haven't changed much at all.. I still look both ways before crossing a one way road lol

[Andrew Khairallah @kalil383]

But the key is being consistent