Kalin Jenkins

I’m a married forty-something guy living and working in Sacramento, CA as a IT guy for an alt-weekly newspaper.

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Someone seems to have told CNN that they're hosting a boxing match tonight. Awkward...

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Every time a moderate dem says Biden would be able to lead the primary field without standing on Obama's shoulders, I fart out a little giggle.

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I currently am completely caught up on expense reports. If you know me, you know how momentous this is. #IWinThursday

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VAR sucks and is bad for football. I dont care if the team I support gains the goal or not. It creates gaps in play and is contentious either way. Change my mind.

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@Captain_Hooks @swipathefox My sneakerhead level is apparently too low to know what these are, other than dead sexy. What are they? Where did you get them?

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@bleezybub @HenryLovesYou @LPontheleft @BenKissel @marcusparks Can I make them all date each other in a sexy, hairy cbd covered swarm?

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@wordstospill @GregoryCowles And here I was, thinking you were cool @wordstospill, and thinking you knew what the right side of history was going to be re: oxford commas.

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@Captain_Hooks I have no idea who that person is but from that small cross section she seems like a smart, conscientious young woman.

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@katejgonzales Well, she does have a snack in the other hand...

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My wife is cleaning her purse and literally had human teeth. There is now nothing that it would surprise me to see her pull out of her bag.

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Coached two games today, won the first and our opponents officially forfeited the second, but we loaned them a few players for the match and won anyways. So proud of the Twisters, including back to back goals in the second game by my daughter.

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Kill feed tracking in Overwatch is basically counting cards at blackjack. You just have to count up or down in regards to relative strength. Change my mind.

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@youknowkempa Those are a beautiful example. Very sporting indeed.

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@NickMiller510 Love the idea of a gender-inclusive dance squad. The name '916 Crew' is horrid.

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Perfect Strangers is on Hulu if you're in need of some nostalgia. It holds up, for real.

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Watching Russian dashcam compilations on YouTube can make even doing dishes exciting.

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Any historians out there? What did people use to store their laundry before treadmills were invented?

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Spent a while catching up on @Yourprettyface. If you liked ATHF/Sealab-era Adult Swim, you should not sleep on this show.

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@NilVeritas What goodness did you get?

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It's really sad that on this Father's Day so many immigrant children are being being kept from their fathers by force. #thanksICE