Kristine

Founder of #theinternethole
Creator of of champagne

[Kristine @kalipio]

hey, i wrote something! #internethole https://t.co/GMY9huwvKB

[Fooda @gofooda]

Read how Fooda Product Manager @kalipio took an unlikely path to the tech team, considering she once referred to an ethernet port as the "internet hole": https://t.co/kDSqmTBKcD

[Kristine @kalipio]

@eatlikeal @StoolRiverNorth don’t leave us hanging….HOWD YOU DO

[Kristine @kalipio]

@eatlikeal @StoolRiverNorth should i invite buzza so you can barf on him?

[Kristine @kalipio]

@samuelgrants @selenagomez @SelenaFanClub whereeeee?!?! I'm in chicago too!!

[Kristine @kalipio]

@lankinkt @SelenaFanClub @selenagomez Whereeeee?!?!?!

[Kristine @kalipio]

@broadcrawford creeping’ like i usually do and asking the tough questions: WHICH TACO PLACE THO

[Kristine @kalipio]

it's tuesday night, i'm drinking wine and shouting out answers to celebrity jeopardy (i'm still too much of a dummy for regular jeopardy) ... am i old? or am i finally growing up?! stay tuned.

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Still takes my breath away 💜

[gracie @qrracie]

Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.

[Kristine @kalipio]

this feels appropriate right about now 😏😈 #thisis34

[Kristine @kalipio]

#thisis28 @harrystyles I JUST WANT TO SEE YOUUUU cc//@bricomiskey https://t.co/Alnmaec2Qg

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

If they won’t let women have methotrexate because they might accidentally become pregnant and miscarry the embryo, we should sure as hell not let men have guns because sometimes they go nuts and murder a bunch random strangers at concerts and parades on purpose.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Do men know how familiar this is

[Kristine @kalipio]

@AlecWelser omg that’s awesome my dude!! crush it! ps - i mish you!!

[Kristine @kalipio]

@eatlikeal i just double checked my snap story to see if this is a subtweet about me and my lack of harry styles tickets

[Kristine @kalipio]

@androgynrry thank you thank you!!! trying to decide if i’m brave enough to handle the crowd haha

[Kristine @kalipio]

@androgynrry omg is that the line?!?

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

do Zoom next I’m tired

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

In the wake of increased anti-Asian violence during the pandemic, Illinois on Friday became the first state to require Asian American history to be taught in public schools. https://t.co/dkXepWnKBx

[Kristine @kalipio]

I hate it. soo many more clicks to see what I wanna see. Bring back the old layout, and while we're at it....bring back the Inbox to share songs! cc// @SpotifyCares

[Alex Strand @eatlikeal]

yo @Spotify desktop re-design is bad, put Search bar back where it belongs please

[Kristine @kalipio]

@broadcrawford 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kristine @kalipio]

@broadcrawford proud of you since the whole “zoom” fiasco hahahah