Anna Kalkman

full of caffeine and surprises ✨ she/her

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

@Rolling_Quartz @LeoPresents Opening night in Minne, you know that’s right

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

@LeoPresents @BANDLUCY_mystic If you don’t bring them to your home state of Minnesota I will weep for all eternity- seeing LUCY live is a bucket list item for me #LUCYTOUR

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

@Raz6789 @simpinforyuchan Some locations do have a presale code- check the socials of the venue!

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

-the temps are dropping
-the archery is archerying
-the football is footballing
-the fatty bears are fatty bear-ing
-the chonky squirrels are CHONKERING
-the 12 foot skeletons are 12 foot skeleton-ing

October, you’re a BEAUTIFUL thing 😭🙏🧎‍♀️🍁

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

@LeoPresents hi friends! Is there any way I can upgrade my tickets for the upcoming PurKi concert?

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

Miracles are real

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

We. Won!

#WeBelieveinTC | #TwinsWin

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

@mediumbaconator Sending love

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

Real life Mario Kart

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

@samreich @BrennanLM The alt text is lovely

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

I stumbled upon a banana ball game on TV today, and let me tell you- my world will never be the same

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

As if I needed another reason to love the @USWNT

https://t.co/Dzn3KiB9FP

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

@VorosTwins This is one of your best

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

@au3themessy There is so much wrong with this situation oml

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

Kentucky you can choose:

RT for bourbon pie
❤️ for sunset cloud

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

@FOXSoccer #Unsubscribe

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

if you're going to the lake to be a miscreant-sunburned-hooligan and do miscreant-sunburned-hooligan things this weekend, THE LEAST you can do is take your miscreant-sunburned-hooligan trash with you when you go home.

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

I was today years old when I found out that the guy in Hereditary is the younger brother in the Naked Brothers Band

[Anna Kalkman @kalkacola]

@AriDrennen Hi pal! If you are going to share this story, could you please also share Dylan’s link so that we can help create the good she wants to come from this awful situation?

[jakes graphs @jakesgraphs]

Very cool: Minnesota’s famous “Target Center” has been lit Naz Reid as Minnesota celebrates Naz Reid.

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

I love when Beyoncé goes

baby it’s ʸᵒᵘ