Kallan Carr

Spend my time eating, working, cooking and loving Scott, Cokey, Benny and baby Lucy! Opinions are my own (and often snarky)

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

You do know that this doesn’t make you look cool, right? It makes you look like a coward who can’t settle anything with conversation, nor fisticuffs.

This ain’t the flex you think it is.

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

Love having @votebarth as our Councillor! Congrats!

[John Barth @votebarth]

With the conclusion of today’s election, I'm honored to again have the support of my district and for the opportunity to serve as your District 7 City/County Councilor. I want to thank my family, friends, and supporters who joined together to make this campaign a success. 🗳️ ✅

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

It took everything in me not to burst my husband’s bubble as he left for passport appointments for him and our 3 children. He left so full of enthusiasm and optimism 🥹

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

I’ve already determined who we need to call and what possible treatments we may need to utilize.

[Katie Carlson @katiehc]

@kallankay: are you in your office?
Me: No, I don’t feel well. I’m working from home.
Kallan: Do you think you might have this rare, deadly disease I watched a documentary about?
Me: Maybe. Nice knowing ya!

It’s because she cares. 😂❤️

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

This is @ScottMCarr except he has watched the last 2 episodes and is hooked and demanded we get cozy and drink sleepy time tea while we watch it.

[Logan Murphy @LoganMurphyIV]

Want to spend some quality time with my wife, so I'll be watching Vanderpump Rules for the 1st time ever with its biggest fan. She told me it's part 2 of a reunion & that I cannot like Sandoval.
#PumpRules

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

WATCH: “…it wasn't mental health that killed these people, it was an automatic rifle. I'm a gun lover. I have guns. I'm a former police officer. I’m a former Army officer ... prayers won't bring these people back. We need action in our legislatures.”

[Night Shift MD @MonkeyMindQuiet]

@EM_RESUS I’m beginning to think gun safety laws will only be passed when the generation of kids suffering through these mass shootings and shooter drills — make it to Congress themselves. It’s just beginning now.

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

@katiehc Love you!

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

This is now a Frank and Bill stan account. I need more. I need the whole story. I need a spin-off. Immediately.

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

It. Is. The. Guns.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

NEW: According to law enforcement, the Monterey Park mass shooter is a "male Asian." Witnesses and community members - including Chester Chong, leader of the local Chamber of Commerce - are saying the shooting was instigated by intimate partner violence.

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

And string cheese only when we’re in a “I like string cheese” stage and not in a “the strings on the string cheese are disgusting, smell like feet and make me gag” stage

[Katie Carlson @katiehc]

Two HUGE ways that a daily #meditation practice has had an impact on my day to day life.

https://t.co/QTfr55ox8x

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

Throwback to when my kids tried to order a Danny DeVito cutout on their Echo Show.

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

If “I don’t like cheese, I only like queso” doesn’t sum up parenting, I don’t know what does.

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

.@ScottMCarr - “so what exactly do you get? Just the lights and balls?”

“IT IS NOT LIGHTS AND BALLS. IT IS WOOL FELT POM POM GARLAND WITH STRING LIGHTS.”

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

My 2nd grader brought this home. I feel like the entire country needs to revisit the 2nd grade.

[Kallan Carr @kallankay]

How am I 37 years old and there are still animals I’ve never heard of?

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A potoroo and her baby snacking on strawberries at Cleland Wildlife Park in Australia.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Let’s get married & have kids so instead of trying a pumpkin beer you can stop the crying while I go back into the corn maze to find the shoe.