Kalli Culpepper

Seek first the kingdom of God.

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

The only thing I want in a man is that he will eat the chocolate side of The Great Divide, while I eat the vanilla.

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

Adult Learning Engagement Strategy: Snowballing: taking small discussion group and creating bigger groups. To take small discussions to the next level. #latechteacher #mentorcontentleader

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

Prioritize your learning. You can’t do it all! Learn to say no when you can #latechteacher #mentorcontentleader

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

Me: *has so much to do*
Also me: *selects my black eyed pea to tell me my anger trigger”

..... it ain’t wrong tho

[Connor @conyecobson]

The election is going too slow and the Bachelorette is going too fast

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

Greatest Feat of 2020: Not buying anything online while being home bored during Hurricane Laura.

[Katie Walker @katielizwalker]

*in alabama*
@kalliculpepper : ‘omg did you just see those people go INSIDE that mcdonald’s?!!?’

who would have thought we would be saying that in 2020 😂

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

To all the moms on fb sharing this and explaining how you got your answer: DO NOT GET MAD AT ME FOR TEACHING YOUR KID COMMON CORE BC THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE DOING.

[Mieke @miekemouton10]

I’m sorry but wtf is the intro to this new Sam hunt song

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

When my students ask me when they can meet Mr. Culpepper

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

Lady @ church: y’all don’t go to Dress Barn, the ac doesn’t work.

Shurrel: I will NOT shop at anywhere that has the word BARN it.

savage

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

@sonicdrivein PLS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL, quit putting receipts FOR $1.09 on my drinks. TY

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

@katielizwalker @TylerJCameron3 @dak Brb crying

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

Just got a scam call saying they wanted to reward me for making all my payments on time. immediately hung up Bc I knew that was fake Bc I’m literally always late in payments and just in life in general. Know your audience, scammers.....

[✰ 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓀𝑒 ✰ @brookie_edwards]

the saddest thing I’ve ever seen was @luke_parker777 saying “a man is suppose to lead & guide in a relationship” & the audience members were shocked by that. They were appalled by the Biblical definition of marriage. and y’all are confused why the divorce rate is so high..

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

You know it’s been a hot minute since you’ve done laundry when you’re folding clothes you don’t even remember wearing... 🙈

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

All I can say to this is what the cluck??🙃

[court @court_neyyg50]

y’all make my tik tok go viral fr fr

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

I feel like Luke’s hometown date is like watching a parent teacher conference... #TheBachelorette

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

@brookyperky @KaylaTelano19 Thank you for your service, Brooke! 💕💕 we do not deserve you.

[Kalli Culpepper @kalliculpepper]

Literally me and @KaylaTelano19 rn

[KatieKat @katiekat_82]

Me over here researching all of the guy's hometowns trying to figure out if they have a lot of windmills #TheBachelorette