kalli mae

[kalli mae @kalliii]

i wish i could remember the last birthday i didn’t end it feeling shitty but oh well

[kalli mae @kalliii]

my mood in life right now: 🤷‍♀️

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 is uplifting Tinashe✨ @venusianhunty]

I just want one birthday where ion gotta pay for shit and people plan shit for me lol. Just one.

[Miah @_kblanton]

My biggest pet peeve is when people over-promise and then under-deliver. Because you could’ve just shut up.

[kalli mae @kalliii]

i just keep waiting for things to get better 🤷‍♀️

[kalli mae @kalliii]

@melzapel i’m so proud of you!!!!!

[kalli mae @kalliii]

it really is just one thing after another these days isn’t it 🥲

[kalli mae @kalliii]

been cleaning for two hours and you can’t even tell. i’m fine it’s fine 😐

[kalli mae @kalliii]

hot take but no one actually cares how little sleep you’ve gotten in the last 36 hours. you really don’t need to keep telling us all 🤷‍♀️

[kalli mae @kalliii]

@melzapel bestie this tweet didn’t age well 😂

[kalli mae @kalliii]

funny cause i remember you crying in public over that bitch trying to steal your work. but hey anything for a fake friend right?

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

Being vaccinated

[kalli mae @kalliii]

@JKPoole91043 you’ll be back with us in no time

[kalli mae @kalliii]

how are you gonna say you have hearing loss then eavesdrop on a conversation across the room? something doesn’t add up here 🤔

[eaJ @eaJPark]

You ever been frustrated but don’t know about what because theres just so much

[kalli mae @kalliii]

it’s me 🙋‍♀️ i’m the pickle friend

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

every friend group has the “pickle friend” that’s the friend u give your pickle to

[kalli mae @kalliii]

is it a sign i’m getting old if a mere shift in the weather is enough to give me a migraine every time?? like it could just be a light drizzle and i’m down for the count 😭

[kalli mae @kalliii]

it’s 2021 let’s stop quoting taylor swift and go to therapy, ok?