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be appreciative. ♓️🚺☮️ I wanna be a kale farmer

[V @kalodner_v]

/vee-ah-na/

[V @kalodner_v]

Twitter, ttyl

[V @kalodner_v]

Coming to Twitter to ask how to watch the rest of RHUGT other than ep 1

[V @kalodner_v]

These human life game shows don’t concern anyone else kk

[V @kalodner_v]

Finally taking Chrissy teigan down

[James Grugan @jgrugs]

Extremely Unpopular opinion today: The One seed doesn’t in anyway validate The Process.

[V @kalodner_v]

Do not stare or harass women when we are driving!

[V @kalodner_v]

@stephenpipitone I think you know I will

[V @kalodner_v]

You think I won’t wear the peppa pig reebok’s?????

[V @kalodner_v]

Did yous watch seaspiracy???

[V @kalodner_v]

@haileyfisherr_ Be more direct

[V @kalodner_v]

Matt all loud this morning saying “whoever bought this toothpaste is a psycho” (sensodyne) knowing very well that I buy the toothpaste

[V @kalodner_v]

And I can tell

[V @kalodner_v]

Don’t let me see you in crocs with no socks unless u wash them constantly

[data pagan @plsnobodylook]

When I spend 100 bucks at Trader Joe’s on veggies despite never cooking or eating outside of work.... bitch I will BEET my own ass

[SZA @sza]

And by alone I mean with you .

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

If “Spliff” was a person