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[Lizard @kalplusbacon]

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[Lizard @kalplusbacon]

@KarenKilgariff https://t.co/oXcemmTkII

[Lizard @kalplusbacon]

@realDonaldTrump Your *opinion* is not needed here, Cheeto Hitler. (Apologies to the beloved snack)

[Lizard @kalplusbacon]

@KarenKilgariff wait wait wait- you’re saying people ROUTINELY “open the excrement flood gate” on their RVs??? Is this real? ALSO WERE THEY MOVING? Where is this button???

[Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER @driverminnie]

#protest 🖤 #BlackLivesMatter

[Lizard @kalplusbacon]

I love this math queen

[Robbie Couch @robbie_couch]

this is ... perfect?

[Lizard @kalplusbacon]

👩🏼‍🔬

[Lizard @kalplusbacon]

@jerryphotog ❤️✊🏼

[Lizard @kalplusbacon]

@CaptHandlebar @gethappy12374 @bentzen @BillyWayneDavis @daveanthony People, PEOPLE- please give the vehicle some respect. This is clearly a Subaru Forester. Animals!

[Yo-Yo Ma @YoYo_Ma]

Years ago, I visited my friend #MisterRogers to play this song. This is for the kids and their grown-ups who are at home together. Sing along with me! #songsofcomfort
Tree Tree Tree
Tree Tree Tree...
We love you
Yes we do
Yes we do
We love you
Original: https://t.co/15d8fp0u4t

[Lizard @kalplusbacon]

@SMCHealthAlert People don’t realize the health clinic is seriously ill-equipped to handle multiple cases of corona virus if that were happen. Montrose has access to a full service hospital as well as closer proximity to Junction. Telluride doesn’t have a real hospital.

[cúnla ní ḃ moss @nibmoss]

i can’t believe this is real. i love this so much

[NPR @NPR]

Study: Roundup Weed Killer Could Be Linked To Widespread Bee Deaths https://t.co/WXZfIVgh51

[Lizard @kalplusbacon]

@KarenKilgariff Okay, so how weird is it that I told my boyfriend to listen to Dr. Death (after your recommendation) and he calls me saying he knows one of the poor ladies who had "a fucked up spine surgery from some whack job"

[Durango Fire Rescue @DurangoFire]

DUE TO FLOODING - HWY 550 is closed from just South of Honeyville to approximately the tops of Shalona Hill & HWY 250 is closed between Baker's Bridge and HWY 550.

[Lizard @kalplusbacon]

@KarenKilgariff Okay I’ll do it.

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

Today I learned: There's literally a self-made billionaire in Kylie Jenner's own industry who was raised by a single mother and worked 2 jobs to pay bills and Forbes still put Kylie on their cover

[Conservancy Fire @Nature_Fire]

Colorado's 416 Fire and a changing climate, a Southern Rockies perspective #wildfires https://t.co/VN7QxcRK0v

[Bary Alyssa Johnson @MissBary]

A bear cub whose paws were burned in the Colorado 416 fire is being treated https://t.co/3KVgMybuxn