sivahoe

20. female. either asleep or eating.

[Defunctland @Defunctland]

1920: "Jimmy tells me jazz music is the cat's meow."
2020: "This song f-ing slaps, bruh."

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

woman: can you make *insert non-alcoholic drink* with alcohol??
me: if i can dIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MENU BOARD TO YOUR LEFT THAT YOUVE BEEN STARING AT FOR 7 MINUTES--

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

@marcm714 slowly rub anchovies on them and ask if they like the smell

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

if you dont see fries on our menu, please dont ask, chances are youll get mad and ill be to blame.

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

@GuyFieri just went to chicken guy! and let me tell you i loved it but can we please bottle up some of that cumin lime mojo sauce??? best sauce ever.

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

@PubSubs_on_sale we on sale yet???

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

@t3ddy_ursa i went to their headline tour with kim so i got my fix but like.... m o s h p i t s

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

#YIAYdogs

theyre fighting to see who gets your shrek collection when you die.

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

@t3ddy_ursa when youre moving into your new apartment that day fml

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

@TallTTodd @WaltDisneyWorld @easywdw @WDWNT I miss James so much! Please visit back soon. I really miss Blaze too!!

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

@t3ddy_ursa brb

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

@t3ddy_ursa actually in love with your vine reference

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

@KelsTuck I was trying to figure out if he had a name but wasn't sure how to approach. I hope his General knows he's doing a great job!!

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

when youre really new to twitter and have no clue what youre doing.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

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[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

@disneyshawn I really wish that I knew their name.

[sivahoe @kaltxibabe]

#CastCompliment @WDWToday I just want to say to which ever Green Army Man this was, this is the sweetest thing I've ever seen. He's been out here for the past 10 minutes holding his umbrella over both him and this lady, chatting up a storm. This warmed my heart on this muggy day.