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[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[ravn @mfnravn]

so everybody on love island can fall in love in 4 days but when i do it i’m the crazy one

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

when u have to sit next to a stranger at a movie

[misa! @misak1nz]

i sentence you to joy

[angel mars @ultrap0p]

if someone followed me around my house and saw how much i use my phone i believe they’d choose to mercy kill me

[blaire @pissshit90001]

People at my job working to pay bills but I work to pay for #Bullshit

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

to post this chilis without a location is a hate crime against me

[໊ @wynavira]

life would be sooo good without my curse

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am

[Miguel Araiza @miguelaraizac]

así se siente tu día sabiendo que irás al cine más tarde

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

As a catholic atheist

[ash for you ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

[Rational Aussie @rationalaussie]

A whole civilization might die tonight but you still have to rock up to work tomorrow and log in to Microsoft Teams

[human @vladimirlesbian]

I actually cannot survive with only 2 days off per week this is sucking the life out of me

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"