kaly connolly

a small vessel for anger / hire me to be your bouncer / a24 loyalist

[kaly connolly @kalyconnolly]

having my music taste described as a combination of the twilight soundtrack and an urban outfitters playlist should have humbled me but it did the opposite

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Don’t you love when your brain is like “hang on I feel pretty good. Wasn’t there something I’m supposed to feel really bad about” and then it doesn’t stop searching til it remembers

[Kat @ollkorrect0]

"It's all in your head" yes but unfortunately that's where I am too

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

when it gets to 2pm and the €18 cocktails start whispering to me like this

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

People get a real job and start posting Instagram captions like “Q1 2026”

[monica barbaro @kyndallrene]

hubbhouse fans have always been on the right side of history☝🏾

[brit @britnihemmer]

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

[they who walk silently 🔻 @meatRelic]

evergreen

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

if dems gave republicans actual policies to oppose like m4a, gop wouldn’t be able to constantly hit the trans panic narratives successfully, & dems would never have to concede on trans existence at all. this requires constant counter messaging & leading w policies that hurt the bottom line of their corporate benefactors so they don’t do it.

[kaly connolly @kalyconnolly]

objectively they both are considering several house dems voted to pass 10B In funding for ICE

[big k. @problemsthots]

don’t mean to be that person but again, I will never buy into that “they’re both evil” rhetoric in regards to presidential elections.

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

really good

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive

[kaly connolly @kalyconnolly]

experiencing an epidemic of spin instructors playing Benson Boone

[Grace @gracecamille_]

that em dashes are a dog whistle for ChatGPT use is devastating to me, who has been using em dashes constantly and probably incorrectly for years. First all the water and now em dashes.. what else will you lazy freaks take from me

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

Me after I watched RHOBH s1 e1

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

from my new essay about AI & writing. here is the rest of this thought

[Uncle Baby Billy @edgewalker81]

This is my child, Headphones In Public

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

I wish rage burned calories I would be so skinny