Kalyn McDade

[Jacson A. Bevens, LX @JacsonBevens]

Woke up 30 minutes earlier than normal to spend some extra time with my early-riser wife and let me tell you something… she was NOT pleased

[B… @branmattic]

Real tears LMFAO!

[SigNal🥷 @WeDontTrustyoo]

That first night in your own bed after a trip just hits differently

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your daughter just got her first period.
Do not tell her she is a woman now.
Tell her what estrogen does.
Tell her what progesterone does.
Tell her her cycle has four phases and each one will feel different.
Give her information. Not a new identity.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[ꪜ𝖎𝔃𝔃𝔂 ✞ @sntvizzy]

Shout out to Elgin who went out like a G and didn't sold his soul, unlike this rat

[Skydance @Skydance_1]

These two have been playing chess with people's lives 😭
#from

[frenzy havock @IfoouundThem]

Acosta said what we were all thinking:
#FROM #FROMily

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

IDGAF how much money is in my account, them bills ain’t going on autopay

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

I remember one time my mama pulled up to Wendy's after church. She literally told us "y'all get something on the dollar menu bc I'm cooking when we get home".. she pull up to the window and ask us what we want. my lil brother order first. This nigga ordered a Dave's double combo (he was like 9)... before he could get the whole order out his mouth my mama drove tf off! 😂😂😂 me and my sister still mad about that shit damn near 20 years later 😂

[Chawanna @DrChaeEd]

J and I are sitting in his college orientation (😱😱😱😱), and he leaned over and said, “So wait…I can graduate in 3 years????”

I said, “Yes, son. That is why I made you take all of those dual credit classes. You’re a sophomore already. You’re welcome.”

Him:

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when your girl friend is crying about how her male best friend got beaten up by two guys but you paid for four

[remx @biigrem]

When tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow 😡 I was just in the air for no reason

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[breebunn @breebunn]

this show is so good highly recommend if you have apple tv !! toes the line of horror and humor brilliantly

[jay🧚🏽 @littlemilkweeds]

ali sliding for rue. he got that shit back in BLOOD 🫡 #Euphoria

[Eric Italiano @ericitaIiano]

okay credit where it's due this is fucking hilarious

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

Am I the only one who said “ain’t no way there’s still an hour left” lmao

[luiz @lynchfaist]

RUE BENNETT #euphoria