Kristen

adventure may hurt you but monotony will kill you

[Kristen @kam2129]

I would say I'm in the mood for a doughnut but I'm always in the mood for doughnuts so I think it's just my personality...

[Kristen @kam2129]

I’m not sure how this works biologically but it’s the science I choose to believe

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Yucky

[Kristen @kam2129]

this is my official vote for Harry to be the next Tom Hanks in the remake of Cast Away

[HSHQ @HSHQ]

Music For A Sushi Restaurant. Out Now.

https://t.co/5hAAxidyvr

[Kristen @kam2129]

“I think we’re end game, ya know? like side-by-side plots in the graveyard kind of end game.”
#thingsafriendofafriendsays

[Kristen @kam2129]

@jalyssa_roldan yes! thank you!

[ana 💋 @perfctcharms]

why is it always "you're hot" and not "i could cook an egg on you"?

[Kristen @kam2129]

“you talk to your cat the way I wish my parents would have talked to me as a child”
#thingsmyroommatesays #aboutme #ilovemycat

[Kristen @kam2129]

“She keeps making noises about Nebraska”
#thingsmybffelizasays

[Kristen @kam2129]

very sobering moment when you visit annapolis and you think shoot I gotta go seduce the professors instead of the cadets this year…

[Kristen @kam2129]

still thinking about the lady behind me in airport security earlier this week, who was getting her bag searched by hand and you could hear the despair in her voice when she said “please don’t take my peach cobbler!”

[Eliza Lou @eliza_louy]

@NoahKahan do what you gotta do.

[Kristen @kam2129]

@NoahKahan @eliza_louy omg I’m so sorry I love you (but also please drop stick season)

[Kristen @kam2129]

@jalyssa_roldan @kennedytaylors @infamous__love @_JSo_ @lachxllx I did not need to feel THAT old today

[Kristen @kam2129]

when is it going to click and I type Brian as Brian on the first try and not Brain?

[Eliza Lou @eliza_louy]

Sometimes I casually spill my secrets to the most unsuspecting victims.

[Maggie Rogers @maggierogers]

this pandemic has made me a certified softshell crab

[Kristen @kam2129]

only I would mishear “strip club” as “shrimp club” and enthusiastically say I was down for some shrimp... 😓🥲

[Kristen @kam2129]

thinking about how my 13 year old cousin came to Easter dinner last night and had this as her phone background....

[Kristen @kam2129]

@eliza_louy she gets out of the house more than I do so I guess it was bound to happen

[Kristen @kam2129]

my grandma really came back from her 3 week vacation and said “I found a boyfriend for you”
#thingsmommomsays