Kamryn Schaeffer

[Kamryn Schaeffer @kam_alyssa]

call me crazy but i have a sixth sense when shit don’t add up 🙃

[Madison @madistewart00]

I’ve had two 14 gauge needles shoved through my titties you can’t hurt my feelings

[Kamryn Schaeffer @kam_alyssa]

who gets banned from a bar at 20 years old? lmao not me 😅

[Maddy🦦 @maddychaun]

Normalize leaving jobs that make you unhappy.

[Kamryn Schaeffer @kam_alyssa]

boutta have a sugar daddy pay for my Lasik bc i’m sick of being blind

[Kamryn Schaeffer @kam_alyssa]

i love when old people think they are entitled and argue with me about the rules that are being followed in the restaurant to PROTECT THEM #boomerssuck

[Kamryn Schaeffer @kam_alyssa]

if you don’t have a fitted sheet on your mattress then i don’t trust you... it had to be said.

[Kamryn Schaeffer @kam_alyssa]

One time i got drugged at a college party and was immobile and this super fit kid named Turtle carried me from the party to my friends car at the end of the road. Then carried me to my dorm and put me in my bed and said god put him on this planet to help people.. be like Turtle.

[Kamryn Schaeffer @kam_alyssa]

@hayden_boston98 i love shamrock shakes can we get them after work tomorrow 😘

[Chase @chaselyons]

yeah man post yourself listening to JuiceWRLD in the car on Snapchat again she’ll definitely see it this time