Keaton

MAZDA (the smart people organization) member

[Keaton @kamac95]

@minakimes This is my only win. I'm done playing.

[Keaton @kamac95]

@danggoodcode Climbers Anonymous meetting: Hi. My name is Jared and I'm a Dawn Wall addict. I haven't watched in 3 days and wow, freedom never felt so horrible.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

"Yeah I work from home" - me in AOL chatrooms at like 11am during summer break

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

If a player gets called for a puck over the glass penalty they should have to go retrieve it and their team just plays down a man until they return

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

See y’all in Tampa ✌🏽 #ChiefsKingdom

[Catherine Welegi (READ PINNED) @welegi]

these fake antiques roadshow captions are so funny to me
[A THREAD]

[Keaton @kamac95]

@danggoodcode Congrats brother!

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

guy fieri looks like if santa claus was in sugar ray

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

You know Harbaugh was coughing on players left and right to get that game cancelled

[Keaton @kamac95]

@TylerIAm How many hands out of 10 could you win against a real poker player? My girl says 1.

[garth @garbagecoven]

a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim instantly

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

when i was a movie theatre projectionist, the other projectionist, Matt, would bring clam chowder for lunch every single day, refusing to put it in the fridge even though the projection hallway was well over 100°

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

😳 Suggesting Democrats appoint Republicans to the most important cabinet positions, is the same as winning a championship and being asked to give it to the losing team.

It’s just insane. Knock it off.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

*Black voters in Milwaukee, Detroit, Atlanta, and Philadelphia showing up in huge numbers and turning the tide of this election*

White Democrats: The Democratic Party is in trouble. We are not appealing to working class white Republicans.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Oh my god, Katie Porter.