KamashNgash

silent...... hardworking......

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

This will be forever goated 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[De Official 💙 @Tbabaofficial]

@Je_sd11 👇

https://t.co/iubBC8kkYu

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Kenya Kwanza Ukambani MPs led by Hon. Vincent Kawaya, how shameless can you be?

This morning you held a briefing at Lysak Hotel, Machakos, ahead of the President’s visit. The hotel offered you their facility. They served you tea.

Then, upon hearing the President’s helicopter, you all disappeared, without paying the bill.

Do you know what that means? That bill will most likely be deducted from the waiters who served you. Low-paid staff will pay for the comfort of elected leaders.

How heartless can you be?

[Kathambi | Pan-African 💫🌍❤️ @iamkathambi]

I feel like this Maasai thing is overdone.
In a country of 47 tribes

Mbona Speed asiende Meru akule Jaba

Murima akule carbohydrates only

Rift valley for mursik and running

Coast aamke NOON 🤭 akule Samaki wa kupaka

Ukambani akule maembe

Northern akule pesa ya devolution…

[KamashNgash @kamashngash]

@ignyharaz2 🤣🤣🤣

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left".
All the men in the church moved to left except one man.

The pastor was happy there was at least one strong man, and asked, "How come your wife can't control you?"

The man quietly replied, "it's my wife who told me not to move".

😆😆😆😂😂😅😅

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

A Kenyan lady cooked for a group of men she saw resting under a shade, after spending the whole day job-hunting without success ❤️...

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Thika Chief Magistrate Hon. Stella Atambo was compassionate to a college student arraigned for stealing whisky worth KSh 1,800 from a Naivas Supermarket outlet. The magistrate was concerned that allowing the 23-year-old to take plea and face criminal charges would taint his record and advised that he pays the Supermarket instead of getting charged.

"You're only 23 and if you're charged, this will mean you'll have a criminal record. You have a long way to go in life and such an offense shouldn't taint your integrity. Only 1,800," she said. The magistrate was curious to know if the male lawyers in the courtroom knew the whisky brand the young man had stolen and how much it cost in the shelves.

She further before told them to save the day for their fellow boy-child who risked ruining his reputation over an offense that could be settled out of court. She inquired if the young man could afford the whisky price which he'd earlier claimed was inflated a bit. The 23-year-old confessed he was unable to pay.

Atambo, on a light note, urged lawyers in the house to help the young man raise the money to help the accused clear his reputation, saying it was a mentorship opportunity for them. Sisi kama walala hoii we are saying Asanti Sana to Hon. Stella Atambo for showing compassion to one of our own.🥹

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

When a crocodile tells you there’s trouble in the water, you’d better believe it.

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

Every man has 3 families…

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I grew up in one of the harshest of environments any human could possibly endure,with very limited resources at for survival in my disposal. And this has hardened me so much. Sensitively and physically. But somehowly this doesnt stop heartbreaks from showing me bad things. I become so helpless and hopeless during a heartbreak. Na unajua mimi silewangwi,juu nikilewa pia naskianga kukufa,mwili ilikataa pombe.

Now I have to endure my suffering sober. Na siliangi pia,I have no idea what happened to my tears. Now im just forced to rot in bed,like a an uncalimed corpse in city mortuary . With very little will to live,regretting why I got in the relationship in the first place. Ata huwa siamini huyu ni mimi,I cant even drive. Because sometimes my eyes become blurry,especially when I remember scenerios of her I hadn’t remembered before. Jesus christ! Hii ugonjwa sijui inaendangwa wapi,kwa cardilogist ama brainologist? Alafu nikipona narudi soko tena,same dosage again! Mailod😑

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Most apartments are milking tenants dry with their water billing system. 1 unit is equivalent to 1,000 liters and a unit goes for 200- 300 bob depending on the location. Mama Liam with her little relatives consume 7 units, but I somehow consume 4- 6 units living alone in a studio apartment. Yet I don't do laundry, na mchana nashinda job. I rarely cook in that house na kuoga ni mara moja. Wacha tu nirudi kwangu tuzidi kusumbuana na huyo mwanamke, bachelor life is very expensive.🤦🏽‍♂️

[I am Chege @_James041]

KHRC says that over 3,000 Tanzanians have been killed by Samia Suluhu's killer militia.

Tanzanians are reporting that the 3,000 is only in Dar es salaam alone, saying that the number is higher than 3,000.

Samia is a killer who MUST be held accountable for crimes against humanity.

The people of Tanzania deserve justice!

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

An Old Video of John Heche lecturing the Tanzanian Parliament!

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

How the Tanzania killer squad was operating

[Ja Siaya™🇰🇪 @unsulliedwarior]

So it's true that Alicia Kanini is uniting the whole nation, Watch Video 👇

[I am Chege @_James041]

There's also an ongoing petition at the Milimani Law Courts, a petition filed by wakili Joseph Mwai @JoeMwai concerning the issue of toxic sanitary products in Kenya.

At this point, KEBS should just be disbanded. They are of no help to Kenyans.

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Na this quiz we go use know people wey really smart! How many of these can you answer correctly? 👀🤔

[Manly Mentor @manly_mentor]

Men,
You need to hear this ‼️‼️

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

This is how you have a successful relationship 😂