Mashavu. MD

A tiny, momentary speck within an indifferent universe.

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Bob is my nickname.

Robert is my nicholasname.

[Mare @marewho12]

I could see that! 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.

The physicist calculates the trajectory assuming a vacuum, aims, and fires. The shot lands 5 yards short.

The engineer adjusts for air resistance, compensates, and fires. The shot lands 5 yards long.

The statistician jumps up and shouts, “We got him!”

[Ãbdül🇬🇭 @IamAbdul___]

Guys I need 100k retweets to win this Mercedes Benz

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

Nobody faces rejection like the barber’s apprentice

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Be as happy as this kid finding a second ball 😊

[K2 @orscrz]

The emotional rollercoaster here is like something you've never seen before 😂

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Bruh https://t.co/8K0wGeqrK2

[That One Show With Bryan Combs @ThatOneShowBC]

This is the greatest achievement in human history. It will never be topped.

[OctoMbitho @octo_mbitho]

First degree murder

[Compounding Quality @QCompounding]

The impact of taxes on compounding:

[Olúwashínà Òkélèjì @oluwashina]

As a straight shooter, I learned something new today 👏🏿 https://t.co/mKW9ySQl7R

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

That is how it should be!

[fan (TEV) @TheEstevaoView]

Nothing will ever top the PL Goal of the Month nominations in December 2006.

Only worldies 🤯

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

You can reduce your stress by not having a strong opinion about everything.

[Kossie @Kossie___]

Justina was right.

[Saddam @Saddam_KE]

Nilimwambia 0.01 grams ni 142,000, not votes.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Reminder from Mandago: Usiweke siasa kwa roho, weka kwa lungs... fanya kazi yako na ulale vizuri

Video courtesy #Decision2022 #KenyaDecides2022