kam

first of all my parents live in ohio, i live in the moment.

[kam @kambentz]

annoyed

[kam @kambentz]

@hpetersen__ it cancels out the hat hair

[kam @kambentz]

okay hear me out @NetflixIsAJoke #RealLifeChickenJoe #TigerKing

[kam @kambentz]

@morganbentz can i visit after quarantine ??

[kam @kambentz]

hot cheetos are the abusive ex of snacks tell me i’m wrong

[kam @kambentz]

the government telling me i’m essential & keeping me working is the most anyone has done for my mental health in a long time

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Quarantine Day #6:

[kam @kambentz]

“oh no i’ve dropped my oats” - a midwesterner once a day

[Jake Gibson @_Jake_Gibson]

Woke up to a new season of Letterkenny, bless up 🤩

[✨Senseii✨ @MrDatare]

Please I can’t laugh alone 😂

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Y’all ever just ⠀

want a burrito bowl?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners be like:

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

[catholic intimacy coach @TheWarOnProtein]

Picture this: You live in Iowa. You grow corn. Your entire life revolves around corn. Your 18 year old son Shelburt tells you he wants to go to college instead of grow corn. You beat him with a rake as punishment

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

y does daylight savings even exist pretty sur ive never sprung forward into anything exxcept that one time in panama city on spring break man what a trip

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

give me spicy nuggets or give me death
@Wendys