Kam

[Ted Cruz Called The FBI on me @weareronin47]

Alabama got a new tradition,
Happy Chairteenth

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

white ppl be like yea just come in thru the garage

[OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT]

CIA officer arriving at tesla HQ

[fresh @fauxfresh]

birdman get on the track and just be listing off expensive shit like a grocery list

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

“I don’t even care about her no more bro”

[𝖏𝖆𝖎 ✞ @jxvierre]

“we have injections that will stop you from saying ‘nigga’ “

texas mexicans:

[billiam @BillRatchet]

jesus just hit my dm's saying he brought back some percs and a couple ounces of pressure from heaven, tap in we're outside tonight

[berry 🫐 @berry_gatherer]

Soberheads be like “im not addicted to being sober ” yet has to be sober just to feel normal

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

Katy Perry spent 11 minutes in space? I spent 9 hours at the mall of america on acid at 18 years old. i’m not saying i’m better than her i’m just saying it’s obvious who the real american hero is.

[Lol (Uzi Vert) 🌎☄️💕® @lololokk16]

Manifesting the reunion of 16*29 on I AM MUSIC 😭🙏

[s @superskrong]

U don’t need a tiktok replacement when we got the Subway™️ app. I be on there goin crazy. Sandwiches straight off the top of the dome. Chipotle pepperoni tuna melt. Sweet onion BLT. Toasted. U don’t even gotta order the shit.

[Machiavelli @TheRISEofROD]

“Can you lend a Nigga a pencil?” 😂😭

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

The food nasty and the music ass I see why them niggas in the uk be stabbing each other

[lūk @lifein360p]

When that Fortnite lawsuit settlement hit

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Breaking: Bears have fired HC Matt Eberflus, per @TomPelissero

[Anita Lunt @Mattimm]

Move different when I’m off the Yao

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

a JJ’s picnic with penjamin would heal me rn