paige snow

Nobody controls me, I’m uncontrollable. The only one who can control me is me...and that’s just barely possible.

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

Never date someone who tells you they think you drink too much coffee. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

[Pat Makes Art @patmakesart]

Just so y’all know, I’m the person who reads everybody’s Spotify Wrapped. Like dang that’s your favorite band? You love that song? Im all about it

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

Forget People of Walmart, I’m all about the People of Home Depot

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

Me whenever my boss tells me to be more assertive at work:

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

I found my lil street dog five years ago. Crazy to think he’s been the longest constant in my life

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to fight a Republican

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

Scheduling emails to be sent at obscure times, i.e. 8:47, so it seems more authentic. Follow me for more pro bullshitting work tips

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

My one month old niece looks like George Costanza

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

Designing a postcard that will go inside a gift box and I really wish I could include on the card “What’s in the box!?” instead of just listing what’s included

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

Perks of WFH: sometimes I just don’t feel like working so I’ll lay outside in the grass with my dog instead

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

Orange theory is the new CrossFit ILL SAY IT

[Aaron Kheriaty @AaronKheriatyMD]

The best part of this video is actually the audio. https://t.co/hCT6vgsKD2

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

I’ve been doing a little too much of the work and gym side of being an adult and not enough of the ice cream for breakfast side

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

Rude. EEAAO was incredible

[Action News on 6abc @6abc]

A movie with fanny-pack-styled kung fu about a middle-aged woman filing her taxes steamrolled blockbusters ("Top Gun: Maverick") and Spielberg ("The Fabelmans") alike. https://t.co/1hOd5bXE2r

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

I’m really good at procrastinating

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

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[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

I love love.

[SCA Health @SCA__Health]

Happy Valentine's Day! Show some love to your heart health! ❤️

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

I’m shocked they made this a category but I mean who else was gonna win it

[paige snow @kami_KOZe]

I just saw an instagram post for a creepy but cute Krampus stuffed animal that I considered buying for myself until I realized I was looking at a sponsored ad for @barkbox