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sushi

[kami @kami_schulz]

move to hawai'i, you won't regret it

[kami @kami_schulz]

This mofo is driving on the freeway while sitting on the rim of his hat so it won’t blow away....and some of y’all can’t even hold onto your mans

[kami @kami_schulz]

Lullaby (Goodnight, my Angel) // Billy Joel

[kami @kami_schulz]

I’m going to make a thread of all my favorite songs
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feel free to add on

[kami @kami_schulz]

Cudi Montage // KIDS SEE GHOSTS

[kami @kami_schulz]

I’m not angry I’m German

[kami @kami_schulz]

I’m going to write a book about how men are not entitled to women’s bodies and I’m going to make every man on earth read it.

[kami @kami_schulz]

“Love isn’t love unless we choose it.”

[kami @kami_schulz]

Did everybody else’s mom teach them to touch hot food to their lip first because it’s as sensitive as your tongue but won’t burn it for some reason or is my mom just ahead of the game?

[kami @kami_schulz]

Remember that it is beautiful to try ❤️

[kami @kami_schulz]

Me to myself: oh wow tomorrow’s February 1st...isn’t that like April fools or something? 🤦🏼‍♀️

[kami @kami_schulz]

The Lord’s yoke is as easy as we make it out to be

[kami @kami_schulz]

SOMEBODY BULLY ME INTO GOING TO THE GYM

[kami @kami_schulz]

Good morning I just pooped my pants

[kami @kami_schulz]

I wonder how my parents feel going to sleep each night knowing they raised such an independent badass as myself

[kami @kami_schulz]

@trayplayy This just made me lose my shit 😂😂😂

[bort @heavybretting]

Hello son. Congratulations on your birth today. I look forward to being your father. Please have your year one goals to me by the end of the week. Q1 is already in full swing, and we need to hit the ground moving.

[kami @kami_schulz]

Yes sir and yes ma’am

[Latter-day Saint Quotes @LDSquotable]

“Weary the Lord until He blesses you.” -Joseph Smith

[kami @kami_schulz]

If anybody asks me to do anything fun before the 5th of February, I have a grand total of $5.60 in my account so the answer is a resounding no

[kami @kami_schulz]

The bachelor gets such a bad rap but it honestly helped me get out of a really unhealthy relationship last year and continues to show me how to know if I person is right for me or not 🤷🏼‍♀️

[kami @kami_schulz]

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