Kam🦋🍒

goes to jupiter to get more stupider

[Kam🦋🍒 @kammy_5]

@merestromb if it’s legit my job to be obsessed with disney do i still fall into this category

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Your honor my client is no longer in their villain era

[Lloyd Wise @LloydWise]

The vet has described my dachshund as "smart," "handsome," and "manipulative."

[Elizabeth Durr @ElizabethRiosS4]

I always tell people “drive safe" then
get in my car and drive right into a
curb

[The Eras Tour @TSTheErasTour]

this picture is literally how listening to taylor swift feels like.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

at my girlfriend’s house for thanksgiving and i asked if we could watch the game and she said “of course!” then put on a gossip girl thanksgiving episode

[Kam🦋🍒 @kammy_5]

for kansas city🥹🥹

[Kam🦋🍒 @kammy_5]

if anyone has a taylor swift presale code i can use i’ll sell you my soul!!!

[daniela! ◡̈ 🍉 @whoisdanianyway]

taylor swift actually wrote the great war about ticketmaster presale codes

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

edward when bella walked into biology class

[m ✮ @themoonlovesher]

Me when people ask me if I have my drivers license

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[npc(onner) @Condad_]

@tryguys You should get George Lucas to digitally replace him with some random cgi alien for all past videos

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

when i get the aux

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

the cycles of life

[Kam🦋🍒 @kammy_5]

#GoPokes

[n @HATETHEREALME]

shit get real awkward when you make a spongebob reference and they don’t get it