I made high six figures trading memecoins. I lost it all. Twice, just in a few days.
An edge is inherited, not created. That's the whole reason @Jungle_Kabal agents exist:
Made for people who don't have the time or the skill to trade.
Demo video of my @colosseum submission👇
A squad of intelligent autonomous trading agents wrapped in a gamified dashboard.
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Most hands-off AI trading bots aren't profitable.
Their founders don't even trade.
An edge is inherited, not created.
Kabal agents inherit mine :
- 15 months of public alpha (10,000+ tokens flagged with 2x+ return in the Jungle Kabal TG alpha group)
- 6 years of momentum trading experience, full-time on memes the last two. I never touched any other blockchain than Solana since 2021
- A risk management system shaped by every mistake I made along the way
I started trading like a noob in 2020.
Went full time on NFTs trading in 2021.
Switched to memes early '24.
My risk management was bad. My emotions ruled me. The last 2 years, full-time on memes, I rebuilt around one rule :
Reduce risk. Don't maximize profits.
Memecoin trading is a rigged game, made for you to lose if you don't manage yourself.
Trading is the simplest skill in the world to execute and the hardest to survive.
Memes have the most asymmetric returns yet out of thousands launched every day, less than 1% make it to decent numbers.
It's also boring as hell :
Hours at the chart, a rollercoaster of emotions.
For someone who doesn't trade, it's overwhelming, risky, and the risk of ruin is almost guaranteed.
That gap between "easy to do" and "hard to survive" is why 99.9% lose, even after a banger trade.
For 15 months I shared my best alpha and taught trading for free in the Jungle Kabal TG group.
But it wasn't enough.
People still didn't take profit.
They held 100x runners all the way back to a loss.
You can teach trading.
You can't easily teach people how to manage themselves.
Until now.
Imagine a squad of agents that manages risk as if its own survival depended on it.
They learn.
They think.
They coordinate.
They have eyes everywhere.
They are trained on real manual trades. EVERY DAY
I can't teach my playbook to everyone.
So I trained it into the agents.
- 6 years of trading learning.
- Days and nights trying to beat this game.
- 10 years of personal growth trying to understand myself and become a better "me" every day.
Anyone can wire an LLM or build a trading bot in a weekend. They all "sell" you magic profits.
Only a few build something that will survives a few weeks.
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Jungle Kabal agents are built different.
They inherit my edge and they're plugged into my full alpha network:
Including the curated Jungle Kabal trading group with some of the most respected builders and founders in the space.
All handpicked from my own network I built over the past years.
The agents are trained on 10,000+ of my personal trades. They learn, they adapt, and most important : they're built not to fuck up your account.
Fun part: they live inside an RPG dashboard :
— Watch your agents fight "Karnivors" (monsters) during a trade
— Winning trade → share a "Kill Kam" PnL video on X, win kredits.
— See the squad move on the map, the research team coordinating
— Spend kredits, open boosters, collect "Kards" → unlock new Kill Kams, new karnivors, kosmetics in game.
No terminal, no boring chart, no complexity.
Release in a few days for memecoins.
Prediction markets & perps this summer.
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This is my legacy.
Hundreds of you asked me to teach you how to trade. Now you don't have to learn.
Pick a risk preset, deposit, let the squad do the work.
Most important : don't forget to have FUN.
I miss the fun times of 2021/22 where projects still tried to innovate and built fun products users actually wanted to use.
This is the first gamified consumer app made for non-traders and it's built on Solana.
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Want in ? Lifetime access for the first ones
DM me on X @Chris__Blvck
or Telegram → Chris_Black
@Grayscale The most interesting update/change looks to be a seed capital investment of ~2 million hyperliquid:native or about ~$113 million! will come from Hyper Holdings Global LP
Hey @sershokunin when can we expect to have the general suite of futures on @tradexyz avail.
Like the full deck of bonds/fx/equity indexes/most grains/softs/meats/metals/energy
I’d like to fully stop needing DOMs and be able to shift all my trading onto HL
Cheers, great work
I think if you're a team building a trading platform/tool, it makes a lot of sense to embed yourself with traders. Especially ones that have stuck around for a long time. I would recommend founders or product/strategy folks from teams doing so, to join @TS9_ONE.
The idea that you just build and people will come, has not worked well historically. It takes a lot of effort early on to gain the first X users and attract Y amount capital.
The group has a lot of individuals who are early to trends/products and traders of different personas which has helped make it one of the most well rounded trading groups in crypto. While everyone on Solana was completely focused on memecoins, it was very purposeful that the group did not become a memecoin group. Over time the group has expanded utility in terms of all things trading(economic data, useful indicators, defi strategies, etc). There are also many traders that push a lot of volume through good products, multiple billion volume HL perp traders for example.
If you do join, don't expect to come in and just shill stuff and expect to succeed. Part of succeeding in the group is becoming part of the community, shillers are not advised to join. You will get raw/blunt feedback, but that's what you want as a team looking to win.
As much as I've been critical of products, Solana, and other chains, majority of my comments have been centered on being critical of bad strategy decisions.
This is a unique setup that really only works in crypto to get that sort of access to your target users for unlimited raw feedback. If you're interested just DM me and I can explain how entry works.
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