Kristin Markway Shaw

Proud Mizzou tiger and Northwestern alumna. Forever laughing at/with my kids, husband and dog.

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

@HHypergogobike morning! I was emailed a code to use but when checking out it says it’s invalid.

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

@sheathescholar Late work accepted through the last week of class. But I do incentivize timely work by allowing them to revise and resubmit anything turned in by due date. So I tell them: it’s best to attempt the work if you can because it doesn’t have to be perfect.

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

@CarlyDuvall Fwiw, this is becoming very common in online college courses for tests/quizzes. The aim is to prevent searching for answers but there’s been a lot of convo about privacy implications. Worse is the proctored ones where someone literally watches you remotely via your webcam

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

This is terrible but also I’m kind of glad it’s not just me experiencing it. 😬

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

Disclaimers: works best with another child or non-mom parent to compete with. Also: has never ever worked with meat. Sigh.

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

Picky eaters? Put bowls of food on the table between your kids and ultimately an argument will break out because “she ate all the kale!” “But she ate all the strawberries!” *cackles in Mom while dishing up more food.*

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

Yes. Let’s please start with @HawleyMO.

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Every GOP member of Congress who challenged electoral votes & encouraged domestic terrorists should be immediately expelled from Congress or forced to resign in disgrace

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

Eavesdropping on second grade has become a pastime here, too. Also, my 8yo would 💯 make the same comment. 😂

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

@katebcarp Omg, same. (To be clear, I have 0 interest in actually doing this but that was totally my knee-jerk reaction.)

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

Crud. Now that I’ve looked him up I’m going to be retargeted with ads for this candidate in a state half a country away from me. Oops.

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

Once upon a time I answered a Trump survey because the questions were SO BAD. Now I get so much random crap from Republicans. From states I don’t live in anymore!

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

Someone tell this guy’s GIF editor they’ve made it look like their candidate’s face is leaking blood. Had to look him up because I thought for a sec this might be a trolling job.

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

@jayrosen_nyu Husband uses Gong for work, but it’s really focused on sales. However, it has interesting features. All I see in my Zoom data is the number of minutes each participant spent in the meeting. Nothing that would quantify vocal contributions.

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

@1followernodad I resemble this. 😬😂

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

@Leslie_PScott I think I’d agree all that would lead to traveling pleasure 😂

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

TIL if you hold down the hyphen there’s an em dash. 🤯 wait for it — boom. #nerd

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

Been watching a fair amount of bubble guppies, so when the two-year-old came up to me with a lunchbox, I said: “What time is it?”
And she replied, “it’s time for.... choooocolate!” As she threw open the lid. She’s so wise.

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

@robweir That’s terrible news, Rob. Glad I got to work with you in those early eMprint days!

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

More than. Not over.

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

@CynAClark Lol. I bought single-servings a week ago so once those are gone I might be hitting you up. Or maybe we’ll mess up the supply chain on something else by then!

[Kristin Markway Shaw @kamshaw]

Remember when we started all this, and flour, chicken and eggs were nowhere to be found? Yeah, now it’s been weeks of sold out peanut butter and today no Cheez-Its, so I see who you all really are. #mykidsneedthesethings #seriously #jif #helpme