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Too dead to die,too numb to feel pain!

[🤷‍♂️ @kamsidad]

@dangbanamanager @Oluomoofderby Congratulations.

[ℓαуℓα ‎𓏲ּ𝄢 @notyourlayla]

Time to show them the other side 🎀🔫

[Muy.Mona/🇪🇸💚 @Capitana_espana]

Mi momento favorito de la cumbre de la ONU: el presidente de Haití bebiendo directamente de la jarra. 🤣😭

[Danito @Sertralindo]

sem vontade mas sempre indo

[Success O | Designer and Creator @thesuccesso_]

💕

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

It is about standards.

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Just found out my coworker has colon cancer stage 3.

She’s fucking 25 dude.

Fuck cancer. This shit just broke me.

[S E U N The Last Garri Bender @SeunGabrielO]

“We’ve decided not to move forward with your application”

You and your family will not move forward 😭

[iyì @fauxtobii]

Mistakenly gave some dude wrong directions then ran after him to correct myself when I figured it out. Only for him to say “don’t know if I can trust you now”

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Claiming Africa during the Ballon D’Or voting process

[Baron Chymaker.𝛑 @chymaker]

“immigrants are taking our jobs and here for benefits”, the great news this week is that the NHS need more than 55,000 nurses.

We shouldn’t be lacking of nurses. Brits should get the nursing jobs immediately.

[kaíf @1kaiff]

it all ends on a random day btw

[bigsmoke 🤔 @big_smoke2112]

the audacity of teeth to stay intact when people die but decay when they're alive.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌕 Cuti Romero: “The Ballon d'Or should be given to Leo Messi. Until he retires, that’s clear”.

“There is no one like him. Surely when he decides not to play anymore, then we will have to see who to give it to!”, told ESPN.

[🤷‍♂️ @kamsidad]

@RazedFootball People’s father and husbands. Only Messi would make me do shit like this

[Tottenham Yorugua 🧉🇺🇾 @SpursYorugua]

Hay un proverbio chino que dice:
箭若要强劲飞出，必先向后拉开。

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕪 🫣🍀 @VellySlimKing]

So if I’m understanding this correctly, you’re telling me a Nigerian invented Amapiano? 😭💀

[goatmar @eyesovastats]

The last time Tchouameni won a duel was against Fede Valverde

[C. R. Wiley @crwiley1962]

I’ve been waiting for a goose to be taught a lesson by a little kid.