Jeroen van Meeuwen

Father, Husband, Free Software fanboy, Open Standards lover, President & CTO for @kolabsys, developer, in that order.

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

It's "eine letzte Chance", or "one last chance", which is the equivalent of a threat.

Outdated, but a threat nonetheless.

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

I've been invited to show up at a police station yesterday, per a letter received today, for fuck knows what reason.

So, tomorrow is going to be ... intensive?

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

@berenland There's 7.999.999 billion people on this planet that could, would and will p0wn me.

Your point?

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

There was some sort of suspicious activity on this account, but I'm not sure this wasn't my up-and-coming solution working, or just simply my negligence 'cause I don't give a shit about Twatter.

Anyway, had to reset my password. #kthxbye

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

Also, let's forego the notion of Youtube's recommendation system being anywhere near valid; I leave the auto-play on, I end up with endless loops of QI -- even after an episode of Joe Rogan, or HIGNFY, or WILTY, or whatever.

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

While on the subject of Youtube; most of my recommended list is from $x to $y years ago.

I like that they forget what I've already watched, but how is there not any more recent content to be recommended?

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

TFW: Youtube asks for confirmation you're still watching, but pauses whatever's going on.

Dear Youtube, I'm listening. Don't stop. Fuck off.

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

Let alone that current measures are the correct ones to apply in any such situation;

https://t.co/3Bfdn42k2t

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

In breaking news, CNN confirms a fatality rate of 6.08%.

That's both deaths so far as well as confirmed cases so far. Let that sink in. Thanks.

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

On the other hand, it is reasonable to think the data can't be trusted enough, to justify the courses of action taken;

https://t.co/7fLK9MpSkV

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

@Timcast Isn't repetition the key to learning?

#sarcasm

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

@donttrythis @SkydioHQ There's never enough angles on someone tripping, cheering, and standing back up!

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

@kbsingh I have an Asus eee if you're desperate?

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

Another one from the #BBC, this time attempting to help you simply not leave kids in cars...

Pbb a well-intended attempt to actually help, but TFW.

A teddy bear, shoe or mobile phone. That's right -- never mind your kids. Mobile phone. Make it remind you.

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

No, Europe.

Thanks #BBC

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

TFW YouTube shows me an add for learning how to program;

They reviewed me ~20y body of work and find that no, I still need to learn how to program.

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

I used to be appreciative of the extent to which the UK monarchy did apply a separation of church and state, and then this;

https://t.co/1AwBI6lPkE

Seriously? Laughable.

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

@freenodestaff This @freenodestaff'er as well as another one got the case resolved.

Appreciate their efforts (most if not all of them volunteers), and I'm back on the only one proper IRC network now!

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

Hey @freenodestaff, I just got banned from FreeNode for advising a user.

[Jeroen van Meeuwen @kanarip]

@freenodestaff Found help in the form of a @freenodestaff'er -- who's looking in to my "case".