kandel kindred

writer & creative

[Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi]

Not Jennifer Lopez literally snatching her own wig off 💀

[Danielle✿ @relladanielle]

Jackie forcing all the cast to say that her husband isn’t a cheater #RHONJ

[kandel kindred @kandel_kindred]

working in the food industry during the pandemic is equivalent to wrangling honey badgers

[kandel kindred @kandel_kindred]

It’s me, I am the pickle friend

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

every friend group has the “pickle friend” that’s the friend u give your pickle to

[Kelly Botelho @botelhok]

Just a fraction of what happened ”behind the scenes” yesterday in NOTL.

[Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1]

Facebook mom coming at you with the slow verse.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

As of today, Donald Trump has to pay for his own fucking golf.

[kandel kindred @kandel_kindred]

@carmjackk My thoughts exactly as I fly through Real House Wives of Beverly Hills

[Jaida Essence Yee-Hall Yall!!!! @jaidaehall]

Magic

[Brian Tallerico @Brian_Tallerico]

For some reason seeing his failure on his propaganda network tastes even sweeter.

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

Recount Stop the Count Proof Read & check it all twice,
it’s over DIKC STAIN .
Get the Boxes & Tape bring in the moving Trucks.

Disruptive Behavior on @iamrapaport is here:

https://t.co/Q8XeE6KyIf

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Stay in line, folks.

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

Need I remind everyone that Mike Pence is, and has always been, one of THE most disturbing and frightening dangers to LGBTQ+ people in this administration. The dude gets points for appearing calm and collected while actively stripping away an entire population's right to exist.

[maggie | loki spoilers @W1THERR0SE]

the fly at its interview tmrw after getting the tea from pence's lice

[Moisés Chiullán @moiseschiu]

there is a fly THAT IS DOWNRIGHT COMFORTABLE on Mike Pence’s head bc it is having the world’s greatest, most lavish feast on horseshit, bullshit, all the shit one can be full of. #debates  #Debates2020

[Logo 🏳️‍🌈 @LogoTV]

Fun Fact: @michellevisage has been a judge longer than Amy Coney Barrett.

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

I think I've spent more on wine in the pandemic than Trump has spent in federal taxes

[kandel kindred @kandel_kindred]

Donald Trump’s hair piece @realDonaldTrump #StupidityIn4Words