Shelby Williams

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Catherine and I were talking about Audi’s new SUV the other day & the next time I opened up Instagram, there was an ad for the same SUV. Crazy how the phone is sending us images of the things we mention.

So I’ve been talking a lot about my wife being naked lately. 🤞🏻

[Shelby Williams @kandikidd08]

@CarlieStylezz This sounds like something Jenna Kutcher would say!

[CarlieStylez @CarlieStylezz]

When you operate out of a place of fear you’re not being your most authentic self.

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

Nazi - “I want to wipe your whole race off the face of the earth!”

(My man walks closer...)

Nazi - “Ok, ok, calm down, let’s talk about this ✋🏻”

(PING!) https://t.co/UOCdN8JrfR

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Men: so you’ve got a 1 in 5 chance of being raped. Sucks, but you can’t just go around assuming men might be dangerous how sexist ew victim mentality

Also men: I will not work in the same office as a woman there is a minute chance I could be reprimanded unfairly stay back demon

[RichNeville @RichNeville]

Found something new to say when I leave a room.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: God wanted Trump to be president.

Well, I have a problem with God then.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

It turns out that Mr. Spock has 3 ears: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

NOT A FUCKING BILLIONAIRE, THAT'S FOR SURE 2020

[Shelby Williams @kandikidd08]

@CharlesTrippy Yessss

[Lindsey Bell @lindseybell]

The sounds of my youth

[feminist next door @emrazz]

On Wednesday, a 21 y/o white man made 5 women lay down on the floor of a bank and shot them execution style.

Today, a 21 y/o white man shot and killed 5 people in what one officer called, “the worst domestic violence incident [he’d] seen.”

But do go on about a razor commercial.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

My favorite part so far is “The Wall isn’t medieval. It’s made of steel.”

[Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl]

Mike Pence isn’t gay, but his impression of an 18–year-old closeted me looking at my hot straight friend is spot on https://t.co/Ja5oBc2Kdm

[Joey Graceffa @JoeyGraceffa]

I’ve never related more

[Shelby Williams @kandikidd08]

@CarlieStylezz @netflix Ok but likes is she really alive?