Lisa Gosselin

Cheesy goodness.

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

Some ladies appreciate eye candy far more than mouth candy especially when the eye candy is rubbing mouth candy on his penis candy.

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

Her name is Whiskey and she's 8 months old.

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

@3Snowbee3 @redpawn3 Go clean your room! :)

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

What on earth can be mixed with apple cider vinegar that makes it taste less like nail polish remover?

[Jen X @mcfreakshow]

Watch that burning ember,
memories be tender,
I'm in that space,
ain't no race,
drifting through,
all those thoughts of you.

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

Holy shit, I haven't sent out a tweet in about 3 years. OK, I'm back from the bathroom, what's up?

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

I've been preoccupied holding up posts at the beach.

[eEric @ericsshadow]

This is so embarrassing, what's your name again?

- me, the first 30 times I meet everyone

[Vaughn | 💔 #RIPAkiraToriyama 🙏🏽 @ComicLover_94]

How to be a politician: 1. Tell people what you're going to do 2. Don't do it 3. Change the subject.

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

I encourage people to take selfies, self absorbed is better than catfish.

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

@ImaFlyontheWall Ha, so gross but made me laugh!

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

Listen, it's just like I told my Grandma, if you want people to read and comment on your Facebook, stick to what sells. Sex and drama.

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

@therealkawika Hey Mr. K, you know where I been, on Facebook with you.
lol

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

@enniocataldo Hey Ennio!

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

@Foreverman47 Thanks!

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

I kissed a girl and she liked it.

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

Been hittin' up the beach all summer, I'm a Boogie Board pro by now!

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

I haven't been on Twitter for almost a year and now I can't remember which guys I thought were hot. Start over.

[Lisa Gosselin @Kandiland09]

@Vince_918 Holy crap, I think I'm back. Where have I been?!! lol