Kandice Ogarek

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[Kandice Ogarek @kandixo3]

Gang gang, bbygrl

[amber @dumbamber]

who cares man #whocares Who Cares https://t.co/idlE0vFbBg

[tasman @lildorothy_]

first dates are tricky i never know if i'm talking about 9/11 enough

[Kandice Ogarek @kandixo3]

Hailey Bieber is the most gorgeous woman alive and her top lip also gets small when she smiles .. so take that, brain

[Kandice Ogarek @kandixo3]

Why isn’t there a dirt pile emoji ?

[Kandice Ogarek @kandixo3]

Hold still

[skand @binarySmith18]

are you free after work ?
no babe i am free at work

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

I get knocked down

I don’t get up again

You reasonably could keep me down

[Nate @thenatewolf]

My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team.

[Kandice Ogarek @kandixo3]

I am this ONE GIRL with this ONE BRAIN

[Kandice Ogarek @kandixo3]

Please oh please don’t make us get all new email addresses

[g @34rths]

Saying Yayyy despite the anguish

[Willie @Willie600640663]

I hate when my neighbor is outside

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

I love in ways that might worry a therapist, but thrill a poet

[Kandice Ogarek @kandixo3]

Is it acceptable to beat another parent up when in the school drop off line?

[@autechres @autechres]

When two kids at school were cousins it was like oh ok wow. They know each other a bit better than most of us do

[return of the naz @nazmraz]

i don’t trust a man in a good mood. what’s so great? did you cheat?

[isabel @isabawl]

I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far

[tasman @lildorothy_]

normalise rubbing lotion on your coworkers