kane💈

Certified Worst Barber in Clark County // Kanye Stan // Professional Backyard Wrestler

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

told a girl at school to make me look like a drag queen, it is truly over for you hoes bro

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

i got suspended on my other account for this

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

🛷 Ah! Fra-gee-lay... it must be Italian! Merry #Redsmas Day 11! 🍪

RETWEET this by 7 pm ET for a chance to win bobbleheads of Ken Griffey Jr, Barry Larkin, Tony Pérez, Johnny Bench, Joe Morgan, Ernie Lombardi, Anthony DeSclafani, Eugenio Suárez & Rosie! https://t.co/fTHsMCYd5U

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

they really shoved that boy Donald in a peach just for being a not so great president???? crazy

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

@CincyRedsTalk i know he wasn’t always super consistent, but Homer Bailey throwing 2 no hitters this decade has to count for something.

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

bravo

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

turns out the real super soldier serum is roids and photoshop

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

I need an aDULT

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

@lali_ivetter is it too hard to believe that brennen and your dad have the same fashion sense and own the same shirt? i could see it.

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

hanging out with the gang, we don’t even have to talk or nothin’, just sit there and vibe

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

end of thread

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

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[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

penis

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

@Ernie_Bray @lilyrowee_ my man

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

yeah, wouldn’t expect you to understand the salt life anyway bud 🌊 i feel sorry for you.

[acid rain @slutsaxk]

if u have a “ salt life “ bumper sticker
fuck u
we’re in ohio

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

@lilyrowee_ you really thought you did something with that follower count, i saved that fucking salt life picture to my phone 10 seconds before i sent that tweet lmaooooooo

[KB @kbnoswag]

Love how this bracket is just a bunch of random Twitter weirdos, and then I have to go up against a breakout celebrity superstar with 6 Grammy nominations

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

@conmax23

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

my goal is to win this, train for months, wow all the scouts at the game, make my way into the major leagues, have a mediocre career, get on steroids, have the best season of my life, get caught and shamed for using steroids, slowly fade out of the league, and sign shit for $15

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

“And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!” “I don’t know, Margo!” #Redsmas Day 8 is here! ☃️

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[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

“And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!” “I don’t know, Margo!” #Redsmas Day 8 is here! ☃️

RETWEET this by 7 p.m. ET for a chance to throw a first pitch before a 2020 Reds game! Includes four field box tickets! (Monday through Thursday only.) https://t.co/IcPIuQYHyY

[kane💈 @kaneachassereau]

@eliserowee check the header and tell me what you think, choad.