(S)AIN'T

MELANCHOLIC PERSONALITY

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

75% of this adult shit is learning how to control yourself.

[JAY_JAY @Jay_4_Prince]

"hard times don't last"

Hard times:

[MJ🌪️ @Mike011z]

"do you mind if we cancel?"

INTROVERTS:

[Indigo @indigoati]

Bro didn’t go home alone that day

[5FIT_CEO @5FIT_CEO]

When you've hit rock bottom and discover Jesus is still there.

[Flash @Flashyasf]

When yo money right that shit have a nigga feeling good 😎

[elton @eltoowavy]

twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of 2 beers and 3 cigarettes?

[(S)AIN'T @Kanelo_Fortune]

@aestheticsguyy

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

I smoke weed before going to smoke weed with other people

[Naval @naval]

Don’t sell anything you wouldn’t want your children to buy.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Salary increases usually come from changing companies, not working harder.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

The hardest battle is between your old habits and your new standards. Always remember that.

[(S)AIN'T @Kanelo_Fortune]

Clean

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my 𝕏 profile.

Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower, which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Black people treat the freezer like it cancels expiration dates

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

a nigga just chasing a better life ion really care who ain’t wit me no more

[BORN STONER @blaqjoker91]

Many people went to school but school did not go through them 🤷🏽‍♂️

[VT @VusiThembekwayo]

Unpopular Truth:

There is an income level that is not solely determined by working hard.

It depends on the job you do, the country you work in, the organisation you belong to, your position within that organisation, and who decides your salary.

And (this is the part that bites the most) who you know and who knows you.

VT