NovaKane

A master of karate and friendship for everyone.

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

U ever see your buddy who never wears a tie wearing a tie?
You just look at him like bro what happened, are you ok? Did she hurt you? Do you have court?

On the other hand a chick can wear, like, a sun hat or some shit and everybody’s like wow so elegant she must be doing well

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Fast Five is a movie I’ll defend until the day I die. Look, I’m not suggesting this movie is Citizen Kane. All I’m going to tell you is there are few things in life more enjoyable than coming home after a shitty day, popping a gummy, & turning on Fast Five. Sheer entertainment.

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

@HoodiHachimura Yall so butthurt it’s starting to depress me hahahahaahahaga

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

@jokicgoatic15 Dog you are the bum lol this a grown ass man

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

Putting Judge Judy on IMDbtv is like putting the handicapped stall at the top of a flight on stairs. Old people are losing their shows to streaming lol

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

Oh you hate the female led marvel movie? Wow what an edgy and nuanced opinion please tell me more

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

Kevin motherfucking Durant.

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

A lot of y’all some wet-blanket, Mayo packet ass mf’s and you’re acting like you a Snuggie with a side of ranch dressing 👀

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

I don’t care if 2 Long Island ice teas is $50 at the Vegas airport, this is like people-watching at a Walmart on Times Square and it’s worth every penny.

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

If you think you’re outlasting the thick bald Asian dude in the sauna u got another thing coming. He lives there.

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

Bro they got avocado smoothies.

GUYS THATS GUACAMOLE 🥑

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

Naruto as the bad guy explains his origin story in detail

[The_Squeeks @SqueekDaGem]

Every since someone tweeted “This is how Batman be letting the Joker trick him” I holler every damn time this pops up 😭😂

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

Stop pissing on the seat in public restrooms. You know who the fuck you are.

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

Bro if u don’t do small talk w old dudes in the sauna at the gym you’re fucking up

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

He still low key likes to beat off to lighthouses tho so it’s basically a dream job for him.

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

So Willem Defoe is in the Snyder cut of Justice league and this version is in 16:4 format. So hear me out on this one..
Justice League is the sequel to The Lighthouse. Willem Dafoes character never died but was absorbed by the sea and ends up mentoring aquaman.

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

Man Power Rangers still fuckin slap dude.

They also do flips n shit.

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

State opens up and my gym takes away the basketballs. How tf. Why. Like why take a step backwards bro I’m heated

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

Bro if I knew shadow clone juitsu I’d be having sex w myself all the time straight up

[NovaKane @kanemydude]

Somebody on Reddit called a stingray a taser napkin and now ill never be the same. #ripsteveirwin