laura

it’s turbo time!!!

[laura @kaneyhane]

considering becoming very annoying about ag cook this summer

[laura @kaneyhane]

only tweeting again because nick told me i need to coin the phrase “performative queer apology”. you all know what i’m talking about but it needed a succinct name. yes i searched it no i could not find record of it being said before!

[laura @kaneyhane]

I am about to be the most annoying player in the game

[honz ✨ @CH0PPENHEIMER]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[laura @kaneyhane]

Told our friend to listen to fiona apple and he condescendingly told us to “stop making up names”

[Hannah 🦢 @haphazardlyyyyy]

need 2 smoke with general grievous

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

We teach Yoshida to play 1B

[onion person @CantEverDie]

can we please wait until the elden ring DLC comes out

[Meth In June @Meth_In_June]

Saw a weird bird and felt ok about life for five seconds

[Brady @pebbut]

giving my friend 40 benadryl and sending them into a haunted house with a gun

[laura @kaneyhane]

Eliot Tatelman of @jordansfurn confirmed cropduster

[laura @kaneyhane]

We need a lofi bachelorette

[laura @kaneyhane]

@STAN_ABBA It’s better to have slayed and flopped than never slayed at all

[joshua | i’m gay… as they say @STAN_ABBA]

The epic slays and flops of high school football

[laura @kaneyhane]

@trees__louise Drip or drown

[🎹 @DrSweets24]

Funny how Drake drops and suddenly everyone is a House music connor sewer

[laura @kaneyhane]

hot girl summer (listening to my 6th consecutive hour of fiona apple)

[laura @kaneyhane]

@trees__louise that’s where you’re wrong 😤