Kate

I love lying

[Kate @kangus2409]

we need an academic study into why men are addicted to using the 🤙 emoji

[Kate @kangus2409]

men on dating apps only want one thing .. and it’s to know how my weekend was

[Kate @kangus2409]

I’m so sorry to the fashion girlies but tabis are so ugly. Like wtf is this cloven hoof nonsense

[Kate @kangus2409]

new yorkers are obsessedddd with asking which train you took to get here

[Kate @kangus2409]

kids who were good at DBQs in APUSH peaked their sophomore year at their liberal arts college send tweet

[Kate @kangus2409]

It’s giving @LasCulturistas publicists behavior

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

my friend has been noticing something weird on Hinge: men who write "I like everything about culture" in their bios. what is this? are they bots? is it AI? why are they all named Andy????? please someone tell us what is Going On

[Kate @kangus2409]

@unicornanna done and done

[Kate @kangus2409]

will the tiktok tarot card people pls get off my fyp I’m delusional enough as is I don’t need their dastardly tricks

[Kate @kangus2409]

do you guys think the actor who voices the geico gecko is proud

[Kate @kangus2409]

she is the people’s princess

[Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz]

Had the most incredible night! @vanityfair (might have stolen an Oscar)

[Kate @kangus2409]

whoever first discovered apples and peanut butter should win a Pulitzer Prize

[Kate @kangus2409]

forget removing your spine and rinsing it. I want to take mine out and crack it like a whip

[Kate @kangus2409]

I’m convinced not a single person in Vermont understands how a 4-way stop sign works

[Kate @kangus2409]

don’t love that it’s -29 with windchill but I DO love when it’s so cold that Lake Champlain starts steaming like a nice lil bubble bath

[Kate @kangus2409]

🫡

[Kate @kangus2409]

it took me 5 whole minutes to type this

[Kate @kangus2409]

i got long ass press on nails today and i feel like a baby that has to relearn all my fine motor skills how do the hot girls do it????

[Kate @kangus2409]

@lazinafternoon the harder I try the more I look like a swamp monster by the time I’m at baggage claim

[Kate @kangus2409]

no one looks good at the airport

[Kate @kangus2409]

I never take thirst traps so whEN I DO I have to post them all over the internet sorry