kanīr

practice makes ir perfect

[grimoireApologist @grimoireapolog1]

“straight actors shouldn’t play gay roles” do you want Stanley Tucci out of the JOB???

[Jacob @JacobHorsfall_]

Luke Littler when he sees a double ten checkout

[will defries @willdefries]

we got tucci, baby

[Alex @alexr_241]

“DID SOMEONE ORDER A CHINESE?”
Everyone watching:
#GavinAndStacey

[Chris @citehchris]

(with intentions of unconditional love) what’s up big dawg

[Luke @mothrasattorney]

They’re defrosting

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

Browsing for casserole recipes in incognito mode

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

This one got away from me but tomorrow’s diem’s gonna be carped I swear

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Calling in sick cuz I got the zoomies and gave myself a concussion

[The Masters @TheMasters]

A playground for the day. #themasters

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Jesus walking into a board meeting like “so have you guys landed on a name for the day that I was brutally tortured and killed in front of everyone I know”

[Asia @AsiaDNYC]

My husband thinks he knows how to argue with me because he is a lawyer but what he fails to account for is the fact that I am insane and cannot be reasoned with

[keta @keta_mean_]

that man who believes he can caramelize onions in 5 minutes is not going to provide for you

[Rohan Nadkarni @RohanNadkarni]

this is my travis and taylor

[✨smoke mommy✨ @wxfflestomp]

*jennifer coolidge voice*

makes me wanna jump off a bridge real bad

[kanīr @kaniira]

Long Leo

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

My bad. Didn’t know about the foot stuff, will go back to church

[cat ♡ @catssillyworld]

wow that sex was rad! but i need to get back to reading you all my hit tweets

[Jenni @hashjenni]

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???