Ach13ng'StanAccount.

The world, Chico. And everything in it.

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Kanithi_]

1. Chukua Kura
2. Play KE Music
3. Don't Litter

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Kanithi_]

@obiwin3kenobi 😅Niko mbali kidogo

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Kanithi_]

I miss my bed sm aki.😭

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

CBC won't allow this, unless one goes back to Grade 10. And that was the point.

#CBCisheretostay

[Keith Ang'ana @AnganaKeith]

Btw submission ya Finance Bill to Parliament this time ni on 29th Jan 2027, kisha ipitishwe on 31st March 2027.

So, watu wakuwe rada na wa-submit comments na proposals on time.

Ndio hii budget calendar.

[Killa Lando @KillaLando]

This is where your discussions of the Finance Bill starts, not in the month of May, 2027.

[phantéau @_wangwe]

https://t.co/2W8JXgN4rV

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Kanithi_]

Wacha tuskize Serro akili itulie

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Kanithi_]

A moving man might commit seppuku if things don't get better in due time

[your positive corner @dolliefae]

changing every “i should have known better” to “i know better now”. don’t judge past versions of yourself through the lens of who you’re now, you did the best you could do with what you knew. forgive yourself for all the mistakes you made again and again and again!!!!

[bread @pizzapurist]

ghosting comeback hall of fame

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

I don’t want chic, incisive novels by people who know how to mingle at publishing-adjacent parties…I want to read bizarre, singular, musical novels by quasi-mystic basketcases who are otherwise shit at being alive

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Kanithi_]

June, July na August so far. Aish!

[GEEE @Lazycritiq]

There’s no emotional rock bottom I haven’t been to in 2026🙌

[buto 🇵🇸 @blondedcartier]

so many unique sentences on this app

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Kanithi_]

Yanited fans never beating the cuck allegations aki

[Saddam @Saddam_KE]

A. CITY. UNITED.

[phantéau @_wangwe]

The sooner you treat politics as personal. The quicker you’ll understand why people are as angry as they are. Because it is personal, and you can treat yourself as an exception all you want but this regime will not return the favour.

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Kanithi_]

@theyluvmoh Unajua mpira

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Last 2 months nimekuwa nikikapass a good one, sijui nilikosea nani but please weka break. I have learnt my lesson.

[austin @aust1_nk]

Currently going through something I’ll probably only open up about in 2032

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Kanithi_]

Nani akona 5K hatumii kwa sasa nimshow kitu?

[I Love Good KE Music @will_Olwande]

Lonely by Mutoriah ihas never received the amount of praise it deserves

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Not sure who broke Mutoriah most. The babe in Lonely or the one in Beta 🤭🤭🤭