Shinano: Commander, this one has just come across some rather valuable information.
Commander: Is that so? Coming from you it must be important. Please tell me, Shinano.
Shinano: Apparently, kitsunes such as this one's sister Musashi, this one as well, or Amagi, require a weekly dose of headpats from our Commander. Without it, we would perish from loneliness.
Commander: That… sounds completely absurd. Where did you even get that from?
Shinano: It was revealed to this one in a dream.
Commander: …It must be true, then.
(Shinano looked thoroughly satisfied, knowing she had successfully tricked her Commander into giving her headpats more often).
🐴🔥 DONG DONG QIANG 💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐴🔥 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE FIRE HORSE 🐴🔥 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS 😋👩👀 It’s time to gallop into your AHGONG👴👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵’s hearts with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊
“Guys I can’t do that strat, it’s not enough uptime.”
The words barely finished leaving your mouth when you feel your hands grow heavy. You look down and see yourself holding a metal disc in each hand. Your sword has disappeared.
What?
Are these…. Chakrams?