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hair witch / self aware stardust

[a @kannabitch]

sorry I didn’t mean to be a bitch, the tag on my shirt was too noticeable and was making my skin hurt

[a @kannabitch]

Nonsense & wisdom. What’s the difference?

[a @kannabitch]

ahahahahaahahahh I’m not doing well !!

[a @kannabitch]

from my mouth to your ears

[problematic thots @Chef_Murd0k]

Predators dont deserve pedicures.

[a @kannabitch]

@TaylorLGrothe damn I just smash my head against a wall

[a @kannabitch]

@lexiimichh He’s v excited for ur arrival

[a @kannabitch]

@lexiimichh Water & stun gun

[a @kannabitch]

@lexiimichh 😂😂😂

[a @kannabitch]

@DrunkScribe Blame @TaylorLGrothe

[a @kannabitch]

when I was really sick this week I lost my taste & Mike made the best al dente noodles so all I could think of was a romance novel of a chef (my husband) who falls in love with an autistic person (me) who loses their taste and he can only impress her by relying on texture.

[a @kannabitch]

@lexiimichh we will get him there, catching him up on current drama

[a @kannabitch]

Mike just said “and which one is Ariana?” WE ARE GETTING PLACES, PEOPLE!!!!!

[a @kannabitch]

she’s a 10 but she’s an “I’ll be aiight” person

[Say It Valencia @SayItValencia]

This might break repetitive lessons forever—let your inner child choose the best partner for you based on who they want to play with, not who they want to love.

[a @kannabitch]

@lexiimichh Love you dude.

[a @kannabitch]

@lexiimichh That taking myself out of this world won’t make it any better and I owe it to myself & myself only to not only survive out of spite but to thrive.

[a @kannabitch]

the way Mike stole my aritizia sweatpants and they looked better on him

[a @kannabitch]

while I love doing hair and joking about it being hairapy, some of y’all really need to invest in a fucking therapist